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sex
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
by TJ (CC) December 03, 2005
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a girl who is awesome in all her ways. she is fly and skilled beyond belief. everyone else is jealous of her good looks.
Dang, look at Helen. Lookin` fly as always.

Man, I wish I could be Helen.
by helenaa March 01, 2007
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BJ
abbreviation of blow job or blowjob. Occurs when a female puts a man's penis into her mouth and sucks on it while tonguing the head. Apparently very popular among young teens, equivalent to kissing.
I don't think I will ever give a BJ... but I heard my best friend did it in the car while her boyfriend was driving.

Nancii gave me the best bj I've ever had.
by Jake March 23, 2004
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1. Blow Job - sucking one's dick
2. Blow - Cocain
3. Blow up - destroy with an explosion
4. Blow - to exert air from one's mouth
5. to Blow one's load - to ejaculate
by Greg H March 17, 2003
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When us young ladies put our mouth's on a guys cock and suck repeatedly until they reach orgasm. Giving a blowjob should not be looked upon as a chore, but as a pleasurable thing for both involved. Be sure to pay attention to the whole penis, not just the head. Swirl your tongue around the tip while pumping him with your fist or both, if you like. Lovingly message his balls and always deepthroat it. Alternate your speed when sucking a cock, showing your guy that him coming in your mouth is your top priority. And when he does start to come don't stop what you're doing, suck until he's done. And always swallow with a smile.
I woke Jake up with a good morning blowjob
by She Who Loves To Suck May 11, 2005
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When a girl wants to pleasure you by licking, sucking your penis. Often times, teens dont know how to do this, so they practice a lot. They often times forget to be moving her hand up and down on the part of the penis her mouth cant reach, which will help the ejactulation process. Some girls enjoy, some dont, luckily, my girl doesnt mind it at all.

Advice to all guys: while getting head, make sure to stay very "focused" and into it, and think about how fucking awesome it is while its happening, and just how good it feels, it will make it even better, and during the orgasm, enjoy! It is the best, but, you might not feel the best right after, like, you will feel a little "unhorny", but thats normal. Make sure to love your girl, because she definately cares enough to do this to you. My advice: go down on her too, if she wants it.
Holy shit man, I got head last night, and I am reliving it over and over.
by You Dont Know Who I am June 06, 2005
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One who unnecessarily wears sunglasses indoors, unlike Helen Keller, who actually had a good excuse.
Eddie is such a Helen Keller when he wears those sunglasses in class.
by my white tees January 30, 2006
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job
Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
1562 187
A man or woman who is the dominate one in an relationship. Opposite of being a Beecher.

2. A dangerously sexy man
Im the Keller in this relationship!

My last boyfriend was sooo Keller
by ellipher March 17, 2009
110 42
The shameful act of gorging on an amount of fast food that could easily feed three people, while listening to talk radio, preferably The Big O & Dukes Show 106.7 WJFK, and sitting in the parking lot of the establishment from which you just purchased said food.
"I ate three baconator burgers while performing the maneuver"
by OhHeyKurtRay June 24, 2009
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