Thesaurus for teabagese

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for teabagese

multiple meanings. 1) one who carries large bags of packaged tea for shipment. 2) a man that squats on top of a womens face and lowers his genitals into her mouth during sex, known as "teabagging" 3) one who has a job or talent that is low in social status 4) a person who is unaware that they have said or done something foolish, childlike, noobish, lame, or inconvenient. 5) also see "fagbag", "lamer", "noob"
Matt baseball, I can't believe he skipped our lan party to go to practice. Yeah, that kid is such a teabagger.
by h4x0r3r July 24, 2003
the insertion of one man's sack into another person's mouth. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.
At the frat house last night, when Tim was wasted an down on the floor, he got teabagged by, like, ten guys!

Me and Jen were teabagging last night when her mom walked in. Awkward.
by Bondi January 29, 2006
1) One who espouses a political philosophy based on tradition and social stability, stressing established institutions, and preferring gradual development to abrupt change.

2) One who believes in less government being better government.

3) One who believes in such "outmoded" ideas as civil liberties (freedom of speech, separation of church and state, right to keep and bear arms, that kind of thing)

4) One for whom the Republican Party no longer truly speaks.

5) a word that today's so-called "conservatives" don't know the definition of.
"Today's so-called 'conservatives' don't even know what the word means. They think I've turned liberal because I believe a woman has a right to an abortion. That's a decision that's up to the pregnant woman, not up to the pope or some do-gooders or the Religious Right. It's not a conservative issue at all." -- Barry Goldwater
(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.

(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.

(3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.
The only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only *their* hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.
by Siddownshaddap April 19, 2004
A tea-bagging done by a Jewish person.
Hey Abe, remember that time in Camp Habonim when we administered a matzoballing on that putz Moishe? Oi vey!
by O.G.-YaYo December 02, 2009
1. important piece of male genitals that holds and protects the inner testes
2. a stupid fucker who does or says dumb shit and will not stop
1. Mother, once you are through with dinner, will you please wash my nutsack?
2. Mother, that kid Timmy is a frickin' nutsack.
by dustin January 13, 2004
1. Act of inserting your balls into a girls mouth for sucking.
2. Placing your balls on one's forehead, usually while they are asleep, and taking a picture or video of it for later shaming.
1. She was teabaggin me when I blew my juice
2. I teabagged him at that pary once
by Carney January 12, 2004
To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person
"Man,
Brenda was all passe dout with her mouth open and Billy teabagged her"
by Rachel March 16, 2003
Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, testicles cause extreme pain.
She kicked his testicles until he lay on the floor crying.
The best testicles are the ones that hang low and dangle.
by Watchguard April 03, 2004

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