Thesaurus for tea-pot

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for tea-pot

The act of displaying oneself on-top of miscellaneous objects in a sitting position while holding your knees.
Let's go owling tonight on-top of signs!
by LoulyLOU July 12, 2011
The art of planking is to lay horizontally across any object or the ground with their arms by their sides, aiming to occur in daring situations or a brotherly display of core-strength..
Look at that mad-man planking that parking meter!
by jim-the-birdman May 04, 2011
A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot.
I gave her a teapot and painted her back white.
by Brian Allen Williams March 12, 2006
Step 1 - man plops his testicles into a tea-pot full of lukewarm water and fairy liquid

Step 2 - James Parn blows delicately down the spout creating a sensual whirlpool of balls, water and bubbles

Step 3 - collect well deserved valve ticket!
by donjuanito March 03, 2010
1. A man's testicles where sperm is produced.
2. Courage or bravery.
3. Manliness.
4. Something yelled to shock people.
1. During oral sex Jackie licked Ed's balls.
2. He didn't have the balls to jump off a three-story platform into the water.
3. He may look sexy, but Dereck doesn't have balls.
4. The boy said to his grandmother: "Balls!" And she passed out.
by Anonymous June 29, 2003
Cockney rhyming slang for 'Having a laugh'
Usually shortened to "Ave'n a bubble!"
eq. Whats he think he's doin'? He's ave'in a bubble!
by Secret666 July 20, 2005
Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"
by jimbojonesyeahman January 30, 2008
Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, testicles cause extreme pain.
She kicked his testicles until he lay on the floor crying.
The best testicles are the ones that hang low and dangle.
by Watchguard April 03, 2004
To full of money,
To be rich.
Yo, dat ricer is balling.
by Anonymous June 27, 2003

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