Thesaurus for tabacco

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for tabacco

1. A magic wand used to conjure buses. You can stand there for an hour waiting for your bus to come, but as soon as you light up a fag, it will come round the corner, forcing you to put it out.

2. Something that non-smokers frequently manage to die of cancer without ever using.

3. Something for self-righteous but somewhat timid morons to declaim and campaign against without having to feel like they're going out on a limb.

4. A drug that makes you violent and cuts your IQ in half, damages your liver, frequently causes death on the roads and in homes, destroys careers, lives and families, and costs our country millions every year in lost productivity from people who are too sick to come in to work after using too much of it the night before. Oh no wait, that's beer.
Let's see, what shall I spend my time campaigning against? Racism? No... how about religious fundamentalism? Maybe pollution or censorship... Ah, no, I've got it! Cigarettes!
by Dave June 20, 2004
God's gift to the world. Brings peace when used wisely.
Pass the blunt, dude.
by AYB March 25, 2003
1) to light up a rolled up cigarette or similar instrument, usually packed with drugs, then stick it in your mouth and inhale
2) the gray debris comes out of such an instrument or any other burning
3) to kill, generally with a gun
4) to treat meat with smoke (2) for added flavor
5) to do an action that resembles smoking (1), such as sucking a fat cock
6) drugs that are smoked (1), or something to smoke, generally weed
The guy was smoking some smoke which was too much smoke next to the "No Smoking" sign, so I put down my smoked meat, told him to smoke a dick, pulled out my gun, and smoked the motherfucker.
by Nick D April 19, 2003
The most badass thing you can put in your mouth.
It took me 3 minutes trying to think of an example before writing this.
by oh shit i'm dead February 05, 2005
SKOAL-COPENHAGEN smokeless tobaco. The big dip in all junior hockey players mouths across north america. theres nothing better than putting in a big dip after a hard game, or before getting with some dirty puck bunnies
Yo Dave, can i bum a dip off ya, only a lipper man this is the new Skoal Vanilla Chew.
by JOhn Trask December 05, 2003
dip
to leave abruptly. To get the hell out of somewhere.
When I saw the Vanilla Ice cd in my date's cd player, I knew I had to dip.
by Laura Claire June 01, 2004
pot
A term for mariujana of any sort.
"Let's smoke some pot."
by Bowman June 16, 2002
what you put the flowers in when then cops drive by
fuck the police lets get high
by childastray August 29, 2005
cig
short for "cigarette" (if filled with marijuana it's a cigaweed).
I banged your mom indabutt, pulled an emeril on her, got in a good ol' danza slap, donkey punched the bitch, then went outside to smoke a cig.
by Nick D April 28, 2003
God's gift to mankind
And God saith "Let there be happiness", and there was marijuana
by what do you care June 16, 2003

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