Thesaurus for t county

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for t county

"You come on vacation, leave on probation." New Philadelphia, Ohio has the reputation of being a drug fueled city just south of Akron/Canton area. The police are like the gestapo and make their own rules and if you dont like them(or they dont like you), they will probably just throw you in jail on crazy trumped up charges and put you on probation for years to come so you keep having to go back to that hell-forsaken place. A small town atmosphere where everyone knows everyone, everyone sleeps with everyone, and everyone has genital warts. New Philadelphia is the place where the mayor gets drunk and goes to pick up his children at a school function and gets arrested for DUI..and the people still love him. The main things to do in New Philadelphia are drink large amounts of alcohol and go to wal*mart...which oddly enough those are about the only two things in New Philadelphia...bars and walmart. And last but not least, New Philadelphia, Ohio is the home of the Fighting Quakers...whoever came up with that name should be kicked square in the nuts for being such a douche bag. Do not ever go to New Philadelphia, you will die there!
Dont go to New Philadelphia, you'll overdose on heroin and get genital warts from the dealer!
by Nick Herron June 11, 2008
This is a county in NE Ohio. Most of the dudes here are training to be on The Ultimate Fighter. For some reason this is the only place on earth where Acid Bath and Gwar are more popular than the Beatles. When residents reach their mid-twenties, it is common for them to relocate to Charleston South Carolina. Pastimes in Tuscarawas County include driving around on back roads and smoking pot/drinking cans of Busch, going to open mics to hear 21 year old kids cover Neil Young and Bob Dylan songs on an acoustic guitar, fighting, standing in someone's garage and smoking pot/drinking cans of Busch, trying to fuck waitresses, and giving people dirty looks in Taco Bell drive-thru. If you were to go to a party or a bar in Tuscarawas County there are many characters you will come across.....1) the dude who has been drinking Jim Beam and listening to Hank the 3rd all night dropping N-Bombs like it's his job. 2) The chick in the girly size Ohio State Jersey that is wasted and so excited that the Buckeys "kicked some fuckin' ass". 3) The dude trying to get a jam-band together. 4) The artsy girl who is going to move to (fill in the blank with some college town) to date some douche that wears a scarf ALL THE TIME. 5) The guy who wants to talk about how sweet Wilco is all night with whoever will listen. 6) The dude who has his XBox 360 hooked up to his cock so he can stream Netflix to the insides of his eyelids.

It's a pretty sweet place.
Don't invite those kids.....they are from Tuscarawas County.

Did you hear Dierks Bentley is playing at the Tuscarawas County Fair this year?

It was so Tuscarawas County when we were blowing lines of coke with those Hog Heaven waitresses.
by The Fading Captain January 11, 2010

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