Something I never get invited to.
There was a party last night, but I wasn't invited.
Legal age for fucking in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"
An evil corporation trying to brainwash the youth that nothing except being popular matters, and that you have to look good to be of any value, or else you are worthless. They also try to make kids think that blink 182 is "punk", even though they play no actual punk music, most of it is just rap
A "show" on MTV that showcases the 16th birthdays of different spoiled little preppy boys and girls that scream and yell at their parents when they don't get the $500,000 Hummer limo they wanted when they wanted to ride to their multi-million dollar party at a high-class club in downtown full of other spoiled little boys and girls screaming at their bodyguards when they don't give them the drink they asked for, who follow around the birthday girl/boy (usually girl) when they yell at club employees to kick out people the birthday person just so happens to not like.
The show itself has no point, much like most of MTV's other programs. It just centers around the stupid little rich bitch that doesn't realize they're a fucking spoiled brat that only has a life, friends and clothes because of the ridiculous amounts of money their (very weak willed) parents shove in their face when the brats wanted something, which the parents also used to avoid parenting altogether and just make their little hellspawns shut the fuck up. They cry, they scream, they complain until they get what they want. The whole show the birthday person complains, asks for things that a middle-class person would have to save up for years to get, and laughs at people who can't go to their party. The whole time the birthday person crys because they think the party is going to turn out horrible because they aren't getting all of what they want, but it eventually does turn out "ok" for them, and they can go home...
Something that is awesome
THat was so sweet what you just did.
why do people make such a big deal about turning 16?!