Thesaurus for status

a stalkers dream come true

A stupid site for stupid people with no friends, who think everyone else gives a shit what they're doing at any given time.
Also lacks the functionality of other social networking sites, not that it matters because just like Twitter all those sites suck anyway.

It's the ultimate game of testing your ego. It becomes a competition of seeing who has the most friends, so you add everyone you've made eye contact with in the past 6 years, constantly posting bulletins telling people to comment on your NEW PICZ PLZ or die. Also a way for every garage band ever to make a Myspace Music profile without even have talent and/or experience as other bands have. Also a new place for every hott girl in the world to prove how slutty they are by making a Myspace and putting pictures of themselve's where they only have 1/5 of their clothes on with the quote under it "I used photoshop to cover my boobs, So What."

1.to record the latest information

2. to bring something up-to date

A persons positive output on a certain creation.

(Orig. to enjoy or a word to compare two things.)
1. A term used by many junior high and high school students for having a crush.
2.(v.) same as "said" or "spoke"
3.In some teenage girls, a word spoken in between each word in a sentence.

To stay where you are put. To hang out somewhere.

A vast array of pornography and advertisements.

Similar to a guido, only this term refers to the Mexican faction of these people. They usually wear designer clothes , ugly Deisel shoes, Nextel Boost Mobile phones attached to the hip, and guys have spiked up hair with loads of gel. They use a lot of Spanish slang and are often loud and obnoxious. Party a lot and blast shitty techno from their cars. This term seems to be limited to San Diego, feel free to let me know otherwise.

people who are aware of how retarded you are and still manage to be seen in public with you. people who make you laugh till you pee your pants. people who cry for you when one of your special items disappear. when you dont have enough money to get a ice cream, they chip in. knows all of your internet passwords. who would never make you cry just to be mean.