StarWars Kid: Use The Force!
StarTrek Kid: Phasers On Stun!
Startrek guy on undergrads:
Where's Your Yoda Now?....Smeh
A total Studgod, masterful in every way. Great King and Ruler, loved by women and adored by children, envied by men for being so awesome and wealthy and having a big unit and balls of steel.
I hope when I grow up I can be a Kirk.
They all bowed down to his great Kirkness and kissed his butt.
The baseball star was a real Kirk.
The women dream of being with Kirk.
The football player was trying to become a Kirk.
A tiny in town in Alberta, Canada. After 'Star Trek' became popular the town capitalized on the name coincidence. There's a ton of Star Trek stuff in this town - murals, a huge starship, a space station that doubles as the town visitor center.
Dude! I just went to Vulcan! They've got great burgers there.
The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger). This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion (see "deep thrust" for more hardcore info). Commonly described a numerous number of ways, e. g. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink; two in the grass one in the ass; two in the slut one in the butt; two in the koot, one in the boot; goin to town with one in the brown; and many more, this method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. But only grand masters, like the Big Johnson have perfected it.
"It was an exhilerating and shocking experience" - Janet Jameson
"The shocker sets me free. After the first time, I was hooked" - Anna Kornakova
"Ewwwww, I got poo on my finger" - Chris Budz
"After I gave her the shocker and left she always came back, rapping at my chamber door. I told her never more, I would not again shock that whore. But she continued rapping on my chamber door, and before i knew it, she was on my floor....begging...MORE...MORE!!!!" -Edgar Allan Poe
"This is almost as good as what Big Johnson
gave me" - One fine fox
a long walk or journey
man thats a trek i aint doin that
(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
The best friend a penis will ever have.
Jack inserted his penis into Jill's vagina and both had fun for hours.
to insert your finger in a girl's vagina, causing her great pleasure. best used with the 'come here' motion of your finger.
yo mamma's such a slut she needs the whole arm to feel anything when she gets fingered.
A sexual act. Inserting the index finger and middle finger into a female’s vagina while pushing the other two digits in her anus.
The dirty bitch couldn’t get enough so I gave her a damn good spocking