Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house
i masturbate so much in the shower when it rains i get a hard on
describing an item that looks really nice.
Yo, that suit's clean!!!
A concoction used to cleanse one's scalp. Its ingredients consist of:
1 part sham
1 part poo
Dang, I wish Greasy Gary would use some shampoo.
A great place for peadophiles and child molesters
Word is....that at your first day in the lockdown, you have to kick someones ass. Otherwise you become someones Bitch
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
A failure, a complate waste of time.
I just got back from Walwart, what a wash!
The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
1. a large shell, can be filled with water for washing.
2. Town near Bristol, UK where the Romans built lots of the above, roman name "aqua sulis"
1. jesus you stink! take a bath!
2. we crucified jesus, now let us build a bath!
(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
1. jovial or happy, good-spirited
2. a homosexual male or female
3. often used to describe something stupid or unfortunate. originating from homophobia. quite preferable among many teenage males in order to buff up their "masculinity"
1. "We'll have a gay old time."
2. "You DO know he's gay. Notice his homoerotic pornography collection."
3. "Man, these seats are gay. I can't even see what's going on!"