Snobby/Snobbby/Snobbee/Alfred. Neopets: Snobby (username: snobbby) is a benevolent being who, in his infinite majesty, bestows upon the purge forum great knowledge of the names which the purge approaches. Snobby wishes only for equality and justice. There are those who speak ill of the Snobby, but we do not heed their words, for Snobby has granted the folk of the purge forum many blessed gifts of names in return for our kissing up to him. Should you desire knowledge of a name approaching, simply ask it of Snobby, and he may see fit to grant your desire.
Neopets purge noob 1: There's a Christmas Gelert on a L-U account, is she coming up soon??
Neopets purge noob 2: OOooo what's the name! Tell me!
Snobby: It's Lauren.
everyone: -cries- You're so mean, snobby!!!!