Thesaurus for small penis

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for small penis

The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
by urban pervert April 08, 2003
A small dick is a dick under 3 or 4 inches. Some ladies say they dont mind but it seems they do cause when i showed it to them they laughed so dont trust women when they say they dont want a guy with a big dick. A small dick is one that looks like a stump.
Don't laugh at me just cus i gots a small dick.
by .Sonny Vitale. January 13, 2008
1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick but he was such a dick.
by Buk Akka Tehcock April 12, 2003
1. jovial or happy, good-spirited

2. a homosexual male or female

3. often used to describe something stupid or unfortunate. originating from homophobia. quite preferable among many teenage males in order to buff up their "masculinity"
1. "We'll have a gay old time."

2. "You DO know he's gay. Notice his homoerotic pornography collection."

3. "Man, these seats are gay. I can't even see what's going on!"
by anonymous January 02, 2004
The male reproductive organ. Used as a secondairy brain at times.
Before I stuck my rough, bent-up COCK into her vagina, I was certain that I would hit her G-spot on every thrust.
by MrRoughBentUp July 25, 2003
what 50 cents dick size is
50 dick hella small
A penis wider than it is long
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.
by kooli December 09, 2002
When all you can see is the head of the dick and balls.
When Russell went to have his stint pulled out of his kidneys, his dick was up in his throat. It looked like a grub worm wearing a turtle neck. That is a little dick.
by Holly Palmer January 18, 2008
If the last time you saw one that size; you had a diaper in one hand & rash cream in the other...he's gotta baby-dick.
Shane has a baby-dick...I have literally seen more wiggling on a 3yr old.
by ...any & every girl you've dated January 08, 2004
A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.

As seen in the image above.
Use your right hand, fucktard, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.
by Richard Munch December 02, 2004

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