A really high guy named Bill one day discovered how to make "poopershmeckles" when he was craving a fudgeicle he decided to make a substitute for them, as Bill put it "its the uncostly way". It's when you take a poop and freeze it in the freezer on a popsicle stick.
Hey Jarred wan't a poopershmeckle?? Their real good! Make them ma self.