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Thesaurus for shmeckle

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for shmeckle

1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick but he was such a dick.
by Buk Akka Tehcock April 12, 2003
The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
by urban pervert April 08, 2003
The male reproductive organ. Used as a secondairy brain at times.
Before I stuck my rough, bent-up COCK into her vagina, I was certain that I would hit her G-spot on every thrust.
by MrRoughBentUp July 25, 2003
Slang for penis. Meet the SLANG NAME Johnson family. These names have NO reference to actual persons who may have these names.

Anita Johnson = "I need a johnson", ie, a woman who needs to get laid really bad.

Annie Johnson = "Any Johnson" = I'll take any johnson I can get.

Emma Johnson = "I'm a johnson" = a "woman" who is REALLY a man.

Harry Johnson = "hairy johnson" = a guy who doesn't trim his bush.

Johnson & Johnson = 2 guys hunting for pussy or 2 gay guys, depending on the context.

Lisa Johnson = "lease a johnson" = a woman who hires male prostitutes.

Max Johnson = super huge penis, or man who has one.

Sarah Johnson = "Is there Johnson (around here)?" = a woman hunting for cock.

Sharon Johnson = "sharin' johnson" = a chick who likes to have more than one penis in her at the same time. Alias Sharon Cox or Sharon Peters.
Have fun at the Johnson family reunion this summer!
by Peter Brown, asstronut May 29, 2006
Puppet of MTV VJ who's job description looks something like this:
1. be likeable
2. like everyone
"hi, i'm carson daly, and i'm a massive tool."
by Anonymous April 22, 2003
A penis wider than it is long
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.
by kooli December 09, 2002
1. The penis.
2. The unit of currency of Vietnam. At press time, 1 US dollar is roughly 15000 Vietnamese dong.
For about 500 dong, an Asian hooker will let you stick your dong in her ass.
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003
A very very very small cock
Andrew looked at his pinny in sadness
by mack August 12, 2004
A really high guy named Bill one day discovered how to make "poopershmeckles" when he was craving a fudgeicle he decided to make a substitute for them, as Bill put it "its the uncostly way". It's when you take a poop and freeze it in the freezer on a popsicle stick.
Hey Jarred wan't a poopershmeckle?? Their real good! Make them ma self.
by SuperNugglet November 18, 2010
Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.
Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!
by Aw yeah October 14, 2003