Thesaurus for security
Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for security
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to get, recieve, purchase, steal, or have Yo im about to cop a drink, want one?
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The biggest gang in the world. The police stole all my weed and smoked it.
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A former adventurer who took an arrow in the knee. Guard: "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."
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| Rent-a-cop | |||
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Security guards, usually unarmed, that are hired by companies and rented out to agencies for things such as concerts or school security. My school is full of rent-a-cops, armed with nothing tougher than their cell phones. Safe, it ain't!
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| Safety | |||
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An extremely stupid game, consisting of one person farting, then quickly saying 'Safety' before the other person can say 'Doorknob'. If the other person says 'Doorknob' within that small window of time,they can punch the aforementioned person in the arm, without any retaliation, until that person touches a doorknob.
-See also 'Doorknob' <Poot!> "Doorknob!"
"Ow! Quit hittin' me!" "You Gotta touch a doorknob!" "Allright, fine, whatever." That's a door HANDLE! It has to be a KNOB!" etc... |
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| Computer | |||
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December 19, 2011 Urban Word of the Day
a machine for downloading porn "oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
by
anonymous
Feb 22, 2003
add a video
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| TSA | |||
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Official: "Transportation Security Agency"
Reality: "Thousands Standing Around" or "Take your Shoes off Asshole". A bunch of self-righteous, uneducated idiots who got promoted and pay raises for failing America on 9/11. They've basically gone from working the frier to being the McDonalds managers. They allow anyone wearing a turban to pass through for fear of offending them while administering anal probes to flight crew who are (now, pay attention) ALREADY IN THE COCKPIT. TSA is the best thing to ever happen to Al Queda.
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| pig | |||
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a officer of the law
police Want another donut PIG.
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| airport | |||
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the place 9/11 ruined let's go to the airport, just don't bring any liquids, batteries, or, fuck it, don't bring anything
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A vast array of pornography and advertisements.
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