the standard by which all else is judged.
<i>If it's not Scottish it's CRAP!</i>
1 Descrided by First Minister Jack MacConnel
as "The best small country in the world".
2 Is responcible for The United Kingdom, as it subsidises England, rescently stoped the English from electing the pro-ethnic cleansing Conservitave party, and does all the fighting in Iraq.
3 The only country in the world to have a First Past the Post system of government and a 6 party system.
4 Invented everything of use in the world
5 The only country in the world which has a minority of people who speak the official language
6 Best Primary Education in the world and 6th best secondary education (after Japan, S Korea, and Scandanavia)
Scotland is the most patriotic country in the world which doesn't artificially create partiatism using propaganda.
An incredibly cool person.
That is guy is such a Scott!
A supreme being that recognizes the extra "T" as waste.
You is the Scot!
A cover-up slur used by White people for nigga
; derives from the discovery of a town in Scotland called Nigg. The inhabitants would thus be people of Nigg, or Niggers.
Tyrone: Yo, wassup my Scotsman?
Tyrell: You got some big Scotsman lips, you know that?
Tyrique: Scotsman please! Scotsman, please.
A somewhat tall and overweight individual. Their surname is usually "Robert" while their last name is something along the lines of Irish or Jewish which fills their ginger-like qualities. He/it/ or they take liberty and pride in surreptitiously depositing rohypnol in the alcoholic drinks of unsuspecting females. Their living conditions are normally unsanitary and uninhabitable by regular human beings. These "Scotty's" take liberty in pursuing and taking advantage of heavily intoxicated females then lying/gloating about what the "Scotty" considers a grand accomplishment. As a recapitulaton this creature engages in illegal activities involving rape, possession, and at times pedophilia.
Tricia: "There he goes again."
Tricia: "The Scotty that is following those girls"
Jamie: "Good thing we didn't drink tonight!"
Kylie: "Woah! There's grape jelly all over my leg!"
Erin: "Did you check under the seat before you used the toilet?"
Kylie: "Shit! I forgot!"
Erin: "Scotty's at it again"
kickass people who dont smell like potatoes, or drink whiskey all the time. better than the french. racist? maybe.
irish people are better than french people
To clear things up, there is a major difference between a jock and athletes. Jocks tend to abuse their popularity, while the athletes don't really mind who they talk to or hang out with.
Signs of a jock: Rude, arrogant, stupid, beats up people, dates only cheerleaders and hangs around other jocks
Signs of a true athlete: Love their sport, try to stay down-to-earth (a little arrogance is expected), hang out with whoever they want, date whoever they want, might beat people up but that doesn't mean it was uncalled for.
1. A knee-length wrap skirt with vertical knife pleats on the sides and back made from a tartan woolen cloth and traditionally worn by men of the Scottish Highlands. (Traditional usage)
2. A skirt similar to the traditional Scottish kilt, and may have differing properties such as a solid color, non-tartan patterns, having pleats all around, or varying overall lengths. Generally associated with being worn by men and boys, but is sometimes worn by women and girls. (More common usage)
3. Any other type of skirt sold as a kilt, or a skirt worn by men. (Most liberal interpretation)
1. To tuck up or gather into pleats, as in making a kilt.
2. To wear or equip with a kilt.
A kilt is a man's skirt and traditionally a masculine garment. Despite this and because most types of skirts in western culture are worn by women, it causes great anxiety and insecurity amongst individuals of both genders including some men who wear kilts and some men who don't like kilts.
Some men who don't wear kilts can bequite hostile towards, and question the masculinity of, male kilt wearers. They credential their own manliness by trying to diminish the manhood of others. They may also feel threatened by the self-confidence of a man who wears a kilt, and jealousy because of the appeal it has with some women who themselves don't find it threatening. Though they are often very homophobic towards kilt wearers, they are ironically quite familiar with unusal and scatologi...
A human, characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair. "Gingers" are generally considered to be inferior to their more melanin-rich brethren, and thus deservingly discriminated against. Gingers are thought to have no souls. The condition, "gingervitis" is genetic and incurable.
Ron Howard is a ginger.
Carrot Top is a good example of why gingers should be discriminated against.