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Thesaurus for reality check

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for reality check

A delusionary mental status caused by a pronounced deficiency of alcohol in the bloodstream
I need a beer because all this reality is too much to handle.
by Ciarraine January 20, 2004
A rabid breed of human female who is obesessed with either a fictional character or an actor. Similar to the breed of fanboy. Fangirls congregate at anime conventions and livejournal. Have been known to glomp, grope, and tackle when encountering said obesessions.
Hugh Jackman: 'ello.
Fangirl: SQUEEEEEE! *immediately attaches to Jackman's leg*
Jackman: Security!
by Sita Snape May 02, 2003
A word used by people unable to see reality from a point of view other than the one they were indoctrinated into from childhood. It represents the be-all and end-all arguments that close the case once-and-for-all on further discussion of the issue and makes tin-foil hat wearing buffoons of anyone who refuses to see the logic of their disinformation.
The 50+ murders associated with Bill Clinton have been debunked as urban legend.
by undiesinabunch April 22, 2009
The community that surrounds a tv show/movie/book etc. Fanfiction writers, artists, poets, and cosplayers are all members of that fandom. Fandoms often consist of message boards, livejournal communities, and people.
The Harry Potter fandom has some of the most diverse fans, from eight year olds to thirty somethings.
by Brianne August 08, 2004
An expression that explains how a joking or friendly conversation suddenly took a turn for the worse and is escalating towards a hostel situation and/or a physical scuffle.
Tommy: I have never been so tired in my life
George: That's what your mom said last night
Random Yell from Someone Not Actually Involved: SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
by Darrel charleston November 06, 2007
23
The greatest number of all time.

Reasons why: It is...

1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.
2. Michael Jordan's number.
3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.
5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.
6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude.
7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude.
8. a .com and the page is very cryptic.
9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..."
10. the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities"
11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday.
12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet.
13. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.
14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies.
16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of.
17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces.
18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.
19. the number of letters in the latin alphabet.
20. the number of the Illuminati.
21. the letter W in the english alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up.
22. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length.
23. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland's terms).
Michael Jordan IS number 23. Be like Mike.
by Flight23 August 07, 2006
cunts who have no life or brain so they bitch 24/7 about smoking.
get a life, it's people's choice! where's free will?
the reason smoking is unhealthy is because you have to put up with anti-smoking bullshit.
on a street:
anti-smoking dumbass: you know smoking is bad for you *while drinking large amounts of coffee*
smoker: oh, really?
by luminiscent February 10, 2006
A blatant lie, a fragrant untruth, an obvious falicy.

Or, the excriment of cattle.
"I smell something...
Is it dog? No...
Is it horse? No...
I know. Its BULLSHIT!"

Poorly quoted "Only fools and horses"

Well, the concept is right.
by pal_sch July 30, 2004
D - Dedication/Desire
R - Responsibilty
E - Education
A - Atitude
M - Motivation

You Need DESIRE, Will Power To Achieve
Act Grown Up Take On RESPONSIBILTY
Go To School You Need EDUCATION
Keep A Positive ATITUDE With You
Set A Goal To MOTIVATE Yourself

Real Talk Kid
Nate Dogg: I Don't Like To D.R.E.A.M About Gettin' Paid

Classic Song From 1 Of Tha Greatest Albums 'Dogg Food' By 'Tha Dogg Pound' in 95'
by Spice Method July 10, 2010