Thesaurus for qilf
Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for qilf
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"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck" mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable. |
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Sandwich I'd Like To Fuck That sub at Quizno's is a SILF.
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Cartoon I'd like to fuck Betty Rubble is such a cilf
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1)acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck"
2)a heterosexual female's version of a MILF (see milf) That father is quite a dilf, if i do say so...
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father id like to fuck ur dads a filf
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anonymous
Jun 11, 2003
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Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck Derek, did you see the saggy funbags that 60-year-old hag??? That's a textbook example of a GILF! Aw yeah!!!
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Handicap I'd Like to Fuck "Check out the HILF in the wheelchair. She'd Hot!"
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Platapus I'd like to fuck. "Do you see that platapus? Thats a fucking PILF!!!!"
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Teacher I'd Like to Fuck...often "Mr. Donovan is quite a TILF...I'd like to take him for a ride."
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x-ray i'd like to fuck Nurse - So what did you break?
Chuck Norris - Someone's face Billy - Ohhh it hurts.... He freakin roundhouse kicked me! Nurse - Here put your face on the table to take an x-ray Chuck Norris - Holy shit thats the finest xilf i've ever seen! Nurse - You can't see x-rays they're invisible. Chuck Norris - Maybe to you mortals but I'm Chuck Norris Nurse - Oh yeah sorry i forgot. |
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