Thesaurus for pls

Another way of saying the word 'please'.

the magic word

Generally used by the more veteran users of games and the internet. Used generally as a parody of stupid users who say plz or pls.

A slight variation of plox (Means please). The "0" was added purely as a way to annoy the hell out of everyone who reads it.

The name 'Lol' is an abreviated form of the name 'Laurence'.

What noobs say when they cant be bothered or dont know how to say "please".

Note that plx doesnt have any vowels and also does not even 'sound' like it has vowels, like the word 'rhythm'. This means that plx actually isn't a true english word. So when people say this, you can actually ask them to speak in english. If they get confused, call them noobs.

A. INTRO
I. What is this?
II. Defining 'Noob'

B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS
I. Noobish
II. Where to find noobs
III. Behavior of noobs
IV. Noob religion
V. More about noob habitats

C. AVOIDING NOOBS
I. Make sure you aren't one
II. Major noob avoiding strategies

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A. INTRO

I. What is this?
This guide is designed to give you a better understanding of what a noob is, how to recognize them, some details about them, and how to avoid or get rid of them. It mostly applies to online forums, which are the main targets of migrating noobs.

II. Defining 'Noob'
Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. n00bs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed.

Noobs are often referred to...

Gaming phrase that means "please" in normal English.

Originates from pl0x,
which is from pl1x,
which is from plix,
which is from plz,
which is from pls,
which is from please.

What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

One of those "ouch" moments where you know you need something strong for pain.

Some things that may cause a code orange:
- Banging your arm
- Gardening
- Running + stooping
- Lifting a big TV
- Falling while ice skating