A computer software company that specializes in making bloated, slow, and pathetically overpriced software, especially for graphics. Some software titles include:
Photoshop: A powerful, but slow, poorly designed and made, and too overpriced for anyone to really consider buying. Download it.
Acrobat: A standard Adobe is trying to force on everyone. A slow, bulky, and pathetic program. Many OTHER programs let you create PDF's for free.
"Hey I just paid $700 for Adobe Photoshop!"
"Wow you got ripped, you can get it online for free if you know where to look."