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Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for pencildick

The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
by urban pervert April 08, 2003
The male reproductive organ. Used as a secondairy brain at times.
Before I stuck my rough, bent-up COCK into her vagina, I was certain that I would hit her G-spot on every thrust.
by MrRoughBentUp July 25, 2003
a dick that is child-sized ,but on a man!
Shane has a needle dick.
by meee November 30, 2003
Someone with a long but extremely thin penis, resembling a pencil.
wow, all lenghth no body, what a pencil dick.
by James August November 05, 2007
A small dick is a dick under 3 or 4 inches. Some ladies say they dont mind but it seems they do cause when i showed it to them they laughed so dont trust women when they say they dont want a guy with a big dick. A small dick is one that looks like a stump.
Don't laugh at me just cus i gots a small dick.
by .Sonny Vitale. January 13, 2008
Bastardization of clitoris.

Located at the point where the labia (lips of the vagina) coverge at the top of the vagina. It usually is hidden beneath what looks to be a large fleshy nub called a hood. When stimulated or by pushing the pelvic tissue upward, it can be seen.

Extremely sensitive organ that produces immense amounts of sexual pleasure for most women. When properly stimulated, can induce multiple orgasms.

Marks women as the only animal on this planet with an organ designated solely for sexual pleasure.

Usually a must for most women during sexual intercourse. Most face to face positions allow for it to be "crushed" by flesh and pushed upward by thrusts via the male hips. Not suprisingly, most women find it difficult to orgasm in positions that do not allow for the stimulation of the clitoris without some hand to hand help.

A reasonable substitute for foreplay.

Formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penis.

God's bribe for childbirth.
There is almost nothing sweeter for a woman in this world than some good lovin' on her clit.

Screw the g-spot, go for her clit.
by Anonymous June 12, 2003
1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick but he was such a dick.
by Buk Akka Tehcock April 12, 2003
To repeatedly strike a prostitute until she stops biting your tongue.

As made famous by Vince Offer aka the shamwow guy.
"Prostitute Survival 101: Do not be afraid to shamwow the prostitute if she attempts to bite your tongue"

"I was with this crazy prostitute last night who tried to bite my tongue...fortunately i was able to shamwow her and get away"

"Wow, that hooker just got shamwowed!"
by DVMWOW! April 01, 2009
to have infant dick syndrome. see also joe burton
that four year old has a small cock. his name is joe burton.
by Nathan Locke April 24, 2003
The nickname of 6'8" 350lb mobster found in every prison, who has been convicted for a string of violent crimes. Usually, tiny is muscle for someone else, due to a low mental capacity and uneasiness about his size. Quite well-endowed, tiny will seek to butt-fuck people smaller than him. Tiny is the white version of Big Bubba.
Tiny is scary, but stupid.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004