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Thesaurus for paper clip

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for paper clip

Slang term for "money".
"I take that papuh."
-CJ stealing some dough
by Dave November 29, 2004
1129 138
A metal clip that holds paper together.
Chas. Manson: Son, what is that in your hand?

Son of Sam: It's a clipper that goes on paper.

Chas. Manson: You don't mean...

Son of Sam: Yes; it is a paper clip once carried into battle by George Washington. He used it to floss with since floss was $350.00 an ounce.

Chas. Manson: Damn!

Son of Sam: Did you know he could do a triple back-flip with a half-twist when he got good and drunk? He was tight, man.

Chas. Manson: I think you missed the Urban Dictionary point here: use 'paper clip' in a sentence.

Son of Sam: Prick.
by Richard Halliburton August 24, 2007
251 54
tabacco rolled into a joint along with weed to help it burn, and to add a little kick
I only had half a gram so I rolled a joint with clip to fill it up.
by sebastiancee January 22, 2008
678 133
A metal clip that holds paper together.
Chas. Manson: Son, what is that in your hand?

Son of Sam: It's a clipper that goes on paper.

Chas. Manson: You don't mean...

Son of Sam: Yes; it is a paper clip once carried into battle by George Washington. He used it to floss with since floss was $350.00 an ounce.

Chas. Manson: Damn!

Son of Sam: Did you know he could do a triple back-flip with a half-twist when he got good and drunk? He was tight, man.

Chas. Manson: I think you missed the Urban Dictionary point here: use 'paper clip' in a sentence.

Son of Sam: Prick.
by Richard Halliburton August 24, 2007
251 54
1. An elastic loop of rubber that can be used for various things.
2. (Slang) A reference to a rubber band holding together a large amount of dollar bills.
1. Can you tie that bag with a rubber band?
2. Jay- "Those rims must of cost a lotta money."
Sean- "Yeah, for real. I had to pop a couple of rubber bands on them"
by Drepresent July 18, 2006
299 56
Me, see example for reason.
I once woke up my mate at 12:00AM to show him my completed rubiks cube!
by JayGee July 22, 2004
2130 339
When a male takes his penis out of his pants and goes to smack a girls forehead and he misses and hits her in the eyeball.
Steven told Sam to lay down so he can give her a massage but he really just wanted to give her a BobbyPin
by BobbyPinned December 20, 2010
12 3
First President of the United States of America. Led the Continental Army to victory over the British and all those damn mercenaries they hired. Also known as the 'Dollar bill guy'.

George Washington never did chop down a cherry tree, and this rumor was believed to be started by some school teacher with the knowledge of Mr. Garrison. He did, however, sleep everywhere, and it is unlikely that he just slept, since the chicks were getting a little bored with 'bundling'.
Boy: Hello?

Geo. Washington: Yeah? Whadda' you want?

Boy: Are you Mr. Washington? George Washington?

Geo. Washington: Is this another one of you damn kids looking for a meal ticket?

Boy: But my mom says....

Geo. Washington: Look kid... I get a lot of this. The phone's ringing day and night, which is creepy since we've got another 100 years before its invention. But never mind that. Who's your mother, anyway?

Boy: Betsy Churchbottomfeeder.

Geo. Washington: Okay! I did spend the night at her house, but slept alone. Tell your mother to call an attorney. She ain't gettin' shit.

Boy: Oh, woe is me! A bastard once again! Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.

Geo. Washington: Lemme give you Jefferson's number. He falls for this shit all the time.

Boy: Thanks, bro!
by Glastonbury Dex August 05, 2007
517 95
something you shoot from a rubber band and it really hurts! (made from paper)
"The best hornets to shoot at people should be thick and probably made out of flash cards" ~ Me
by Dirge February 15, 2005
67 23
98% of the people on Urban Dictionary
"GEORGE W. BUSH" - Wanker. (Definition by OMGWTFMAN346)
by UberMan5000 March 27, 2004
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