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The first half-white president.
I bet you only thought of Barack Obama as black, didn't you? Shame.
by PlutoRoman June 13, 2010
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The liberal version of Fox News. A complete joke of a 24-hour news channel (even considering that 24-hour news is a joke to begin with) that is so liberally biased it is pathetic. Refuses to criticize anyone on MSNBC or NBC programs, but demonizes all other news channels. Known to omit a section of news in online videos that has been debunked to show the entire report was an outright lie. Uses the same tactics as Fox News to sensationalize news and to perform character assassination of conservatives. Even matches Fox's worst talking head, Bill O'Reilly, with an equally shit talking head, Keith Olbermann.

The major difference between Fox and MSNBC is that Fox uses token liberals who can't defend their own opinions to effortlessly destroy a dissenting view, while MSNBC just piles bias into a dumpster truck and runs you over with it. Otherwise it is the same limpdick, unprofessional, one-sided reporting that retard party-line voters drool over, because if either side were ever asked the tough questions, people would realize how shit both Republicans and Democrats really are.
The religious right watches Fox, the looney left watches MSNBC, and everyone else debates which one is the worst cable news channel ever, Faux News or PMSNBC.

Fox News: "SE"XBOX Mass Effect Scandal
(Have you even played the game? "No.")

MSNBC: Global Warming "North Pole" Scandal
(This is the North Pole. Wait, penguins? Oops! Just take the penguins out of the online video, no retraction needed!)
by deathgigasx May 21, 2008
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A talking head on MSNBC. He is the Liberal version of Bill O'reilly. Like O'reilly he is not above taking quotes out of context to vilify. This is especially true of his "worst person in the world". A segment that is not given to any of the reporters or pundits with MSNBC or NBC but frequently to those appearing on Fox News, CNN, CBS and ABC. David Shuster remarked Chelsea Clinton was being "pimped out by the Clinton Campaign." Olbermann condemned the remarks but said what a great journalist Shuster was. It seemed hardly the response had the remark been been made someone on another network. Shuster is a former employer Fox News which he worked at from 1996-2002.

In Nixonian fashion like O'reilly he will also ignore the real story when it does not suit his views. An example of this is when a Barack Obama senior economic adviser, Austan Goolsbee had a meeting with the Canadian government. At the meeting he advised them "not to be worried about what Obama says about NAFTA." It was simply Campaign rhetoric. Obama said this never happened, later saying it did and was without his knowledge. Olbermann did not questioning if Obama was truthful or his lack of his knowledge that a senior staffer was meeting the Canadians. Instead he questioned how the memo got leaked and never apologized for earlier statements that the Clintons were wrong and gullible for claiming this meeting to place. Olbermann often hisses and moans on air when any question are raised about Senator Obama's dealings, votes or experience.

Olbermann also tried to out CNN's Anderson Cooper. Saying, "Don’t tell me you don’t want to talk about personal life when you wrote a book about your father’s death and your brother’s death,” says Olbermann. You can’t move this big mass of personal stuff out for public display, then people ask questions and you say, ‘Oh, no, I didn’t say there was going to be any questions.’ It’s the same thing as the Bush administration saying, ‘We’re going to war, but you really aren’t allowed to know why."

Olbermann often gives sports celebrities a free pass on criminal behavior. When Atlanta quarterback Michael Vick was to be sentenced on dog fighting charges Olbermann said he had been punished enough from public opinion. Also he claimed that Vick's apology was so sincere. He went on to say Vick should return to the NFL as soon as possible so people could get satisfaction in his "pleading for a job while the hounds of public approbation are nipping at his heels." Never mind this contradicts his statement that he has been punished enough a few seconds earlier.
Keith Olbermann is the real Obama Girl.

When Obama won in Iowa Keith Olbermann creamed in his pants.
by Eldridge Clever March 05, 2008
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MSNBC host. Known for his ardent homosexuality, bestiality and pedophilia, as well as confirmed sexual relationships with President Barack Obama and fellow MSNBC host Keith Olbermann.
Chris Matthews would joyfully crawl naked across 1000 yards of broken glass to lap up the semen that somehow dribbled from Michelle Obama's vagina.
by TheSovietCollossus March 26, 2010
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(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.

(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.

(3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.
The only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only *their* hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.
by Siddownshaddap April 19, 2004
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The Messiah for brain-dead Democrats.
No matter what he says, no matter what he does, they'll worship the great Obama.
by plasmacobalt July 10, 2008
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1. The horrible state of affairs that results after a Barack Obama win as president; OR 2. the fanatical obsession that has swept the United States in support of Barack Obama.
Def. 1 - "This economic policy is an Obamanation".

Def. 2 - "He has done so well that it is clearly an Obamanation."
by PatBerkHtsNJ March 04, 2008
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a religious group which promotes worship of a human leader and devotion of one's life to a specific purpose.
Some have members practice certain rituals or follow a set of principle rules. The group usually believes its way is the only correct way to live life, and all non-members are doomed to some horrible fate if they cannot be persuaded to join.
Mormonism could easily be seen as a cult. Jesus is the savior, and unless you devote your life to following his teachings you will suffer a firey torture in Hell.
by Jessica January 18, 2004
721 361
A semi erect penis which occurs as a result of sexual arousal from looking at another man.
“The locker room shower was a tough place for him to hide his hemi.”
by Howard Wakefield September 28, 2007
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