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Thesaurus for nilf

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for nilf

"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.
by J.R. J. December 29, 2003
1)acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck"
2)a heterosexual female's version of a MILF (see milf)
That father is quite a dilf, if i do say so...
by my_mom March 03, 2003
Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck
Derek, did you see the saggy funbags that 60-year-old hag??? That's a textbook example of a GILF! Aw yeah!!!
by Bolton April 27, 2004
Sandwich I'd Like To Fuck
That sub at Quizno's is a SILF.
by Freakinhuge May 08, 2006
Babysitter
I'd
Like to
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Damn, is that bilf of yours coming to watch you again. I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her!
by just another cracka July 09, 2003
father id like to fuck
ur dads a filf
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
1. The universally recognized "F word"
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To procreate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy
8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent
1. I do not accept the "F word" as your name
2. What in the fuck?
3. You stupid fuck!
4. I sugest we go fuck in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!
5. This fucking guy was so fucking weird. He asked me if I was fucking insane.
6. Aw, FUCK!!
7. Holy fuck! You guys rock!
8. Just fucking jump before I fucking kick you in the balls!
by Cheese-man April 05, 2003
Platapus I'd like to fuck.
"Do you see that platapus? Thats a fucking PILF!!!!"
by Rockwjz November 12, 2004
calculator i'd like (to) function
Man that TI-84's a cilf
by Mr. <B> October 19, 2009
A suffix for "I'd like to fuck"
"You put ANYTHING infront of -ilf dude!"
by Dan Patterson October 17, 2005