Thesaurus for nazi zombies

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An amazing way to keep your virginity
Girl: Hey, you wanna come over?

Guy: Nah im playing call of duty
by TheGreatestManThatEverLived March 13, 2010
The Walking Dead. Scientific name Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus.

A deceased human being who has partially returned to life due to undeterminable causes. The brain retains base facilities, namely gross motor function. In its near-mindless state, it grasps no remains of emotion, personality, or sensation of pain. In rare cases, some of the reanimated have reflexively preformed routine activities from their past lives.

The rotting bodies of the undead operate on a fraction of the level at which our bodies normally function. Circulatory, respiratory, and digestive systems are unaffected by reanimation. Labored breathing, choking, and moaning are reflexive but no oxygen is carried through the blood. The nervous system functions primarily within the brain and brain stem. Sensory reception is minimal at best and seemingly unecessary in the pursuit of prey. The undead are incapable of fatigue and will persist at any cost. They will even crawl when their legs have been removed. Even if the head is removed from the body, it will continue to live. The only way to stop the reanimated is to destroy the brain. To prevent reanimation in the recently departed, decapitate the corpse and burn the body.

The only observable action a zombie takes part in is killing living creatures, especially humans, and eating them. Many theories and speculations surround this disturbing behavior. One theory is based on the thought that reanimation is the result of a contagious infection or virus, and that the primal drive to feed will spread the disease to other host bodies. Research has shown that although the majority of zombie attacks result in fatal wounds, all corpses return to life soon after passing, regardless of cause of death. Another theory is that zombies eat the brains of the living to refuel the "un-life" giving chemical serotonin. Because digestive and circulatory systems are incapable of bringing these elements to the brain, this just cannot be true. The final speculation seems the most obvious, that the dead feed for sustenance to satiate their unnatural metabolism. But because the gut has no function in the undead, this is also false. One documented encounter claims that a zombie was unable to move due to the sheer mass of undigested flesh resting in its distended gut. The creature continued to eat even after it's gut had burst open. Studies regarding the nature of feeding have proven that zombies will try to eat when their stomachs and even jaws have been removed. One explanation offers that the walking dead are the incarnation of death itself, a mockery of life that uses the vessels of the living to carry out their dark intentions, they are the opposite of life and are driven to simply undo it.
"When there's no more room in hell, the dead shall walk the earth."
by X__x October 17, 2004
The Walking Dead. Scientific name Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus.

A deceased human being who has partially returned to life due to undeterminable causes. The brain retains base facilities, namely gross motor function. In its near-mindless state, it grasps no remains of emotion, personality, or sensation of pain. In rare cases, some of the reanimated have reflexively preformed routine activities from their past lives.

The rotting bodies of the undead operate on a fraction of the level at which our bodies normally function. Circulatory, respiratory, and digestive systems are unaffected by reanimation. Labored breathing, choking, and moaning are reflexive but no oxygen is carried through the blood. The nervous system functions primarily within the brain and brain stem. Sensory reception is minimal at best and seemingly unecessary in the pursuit of prey. The undead are incapable of fatigue and will persist at any cost. They will even crawl when their legs have been removed. Even if the head is removed from the body, it will continue to live. The only way to stop the reanimated is to destroy the brain. To prevent reanimation in the recently departed, decapitate the corpse and burn the body.

The only observable action a zombie takes part in is killing living creatures, especially humans, and eating them. Many theories and speculations surround this disturbing behavior. One theory is based on the thought that reanimation is the result of a contagious infection or virus, and that the primal drive to feed will spread the disease to other host bodies. Research has shown that although the majority of zombie attacks result in fatal wounds, all corpses return to life soon after passing, regardless of cause of death. Another theory is that zombies eat the brains of the living to refuel the "un-life" giving chemical serotonin. Because digestive and circulatory systems are incapable of bringing these elements to the brain, this just cannot be true. The final speculation seems the most obvious, that the dead feed for sustenance to satiate their unnatural metabolism. But because the gut has no function in the undead, this is also false. One documented encounter claims that a zombie was unable to move due to the sheer mass of undigested flesh resting in its distended gut. The creature continued to eat even after it's gut had burst open. Studies regarding the nature of feeding have proven that zombies will try to eat when their stomachs and even jaws have been removed. One explanation offers that the walking dead are the incarnation of death itself, a mockery of life that uses the vessels of the living to carry out their dark intentions, they are the opposite of life and are driven to simply undo it.
"When there's no more room in hell, the dead shall walk the earth."
by X__x October 17, 2004
It's a fucking fish.
I had fried cod for dinner.
by Lisa Munn August 20, 2010
Something that reduces pregnancy rates by 50%
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend dumped me, because I sat there playing Black ops all day!
by femalegamer November 09, 2010
An acronym for National Socialist; from the German NAtionale soZIalist.
Refers to members of the National Socialist party, or anything to do with the National Socialist party.
"The Nazis" is much easier than saying "The National Socialist Party" in essays about 1930's Germany.
by Dave March 12, 2005
A WWII game that, In the opinions of many, is better than Modern Wafare 1 or 2.
Gamer #1: Hey dude, wanna Play modern Warfare?
Gamer #2: No thanks, I like World at war better
by LordXeras December 03, 2010
As we all know, Zombies are the walking dead (or infected with some kind of 'rage' virus). We also know that at one point in our lives, we will have to pick up a shovel, or axe, and have to deal with their brain eating tendencies.

But, many people are yet unaware of the upcoming rise of the 'Nazi Zombies'. They are the most evilest of evils*, and are literally Nazis who died in the war, and will one day rise from their graves, and infest the earth, probably leaving you stranded in a building with boxes that give you random weapons, and couches that you have to pay to move.

There's no need to worry, just pick up Call of Duty: World at War, and learn all the survival methods to protect you from the goosestepping dead; How to activate floating bombs, how to repair walls chunk by chunk, and how to blame your friends when they do finally overtake and kill you.

It should also be noted that Nazi Zombies can't stand colder regions (According to recent road signs), however the movie Dod Sno (Dead Snow) indicates they can rise in order to protect their Nazi Gold... So if you do retreat to colder climates to avoid your unpleasant death, don't mess with any boxes, crates or other containers of anything appearing to be gold.

*Yes, they are about as bad as 'Pirate Ghosts'
Oscar - "Oh my gawd, it's a ZOMBIES!"

Schindler - "No, it's NAZI Zombies!"

Oscar - "Oh... Well now I don't feel to bad shooting them... I mean, because, you know, they were evil before they were trying to eat my brains."
by Gamingtrevor June 10, 2009
CoD = Call Of Duty, which is a popular video game for the Xbox 360, PS3, Wii, and PC.
CoD 5 is the incorrect way to say Call Of Duty: World At War.(WaW) People say CoD 5 because they are too lazy to say CoD: WaW.
Friend 1:"Hey dude, lets go play some cod 5."

Friend 2:"Don't you mean cod: waw?"

Friend 1:"Same thing!"
by Urban Dictionary5454 February 07, 2009
A system made when Bill Gates realised he didn't have enough money.
Since programmers didn't like the XBox when is was announced, Microsoft bought a bunch of companies to make exclusive games, such as Bungie and Rareware.

Also, the system in competition with the Playstation 2 for people who only buy EA sports games.
Halo was originally going to be for Mac, GCN, and PS2.
by Rusty Shackelfurd August 18, 2005

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