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Thesaurus for meathook

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for meathook

another name for 'hands'
"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"

"You don't have a cousin Earl.."

"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"

"Yes..."
by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003
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Catchy part of a song that draws in the listener. not necessarily the chrous.
yo, i love the hook on the song.
by miss knowitall February 02, 2004
838 144
sex
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
by TJ (CC) December 03, 2005
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What to avoid in prison.
After dropping my soap, I just let it be so as not to incite an anal rampage.
by Oprah February 21, 2003
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ass
(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
by Assholes Inc. August 30, 2003
30199 5713
to insert your finger in a girl's vagina, causing her great pleasure. best used with the 'come here' motion of your finger.
yo mamma's such a slut she needs the whole arm to feel anything when she gets fingered.
by <My name here> September 22, 2003
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Whoever put these definitions on here should be shot. I am the originator of the jersey meathook, a term coined in early 2000 when I had first heard of the shocker. To use this move, you would take your index and middle finger and stick them out and also your thumb... thus allowing two in the pink and one in the stink... not to be confused with the reverse jersey meathook which would be one in the pink and two in the stink... this variation of the shocker is used mostly on lightweight girls who can be easily lifted by the meathook... "The Jersey Meathook" a phrase that could only be coined by a kid from Brick, NJ.
Seeing as how Tom didnt have a ring or a pinky finger he substituted the shocker for "The Jersey Meathook".
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1) The male sex organ
2) A substitution for any other noun verb or adjective
1)Who wants to see my meat?
2)Hey you little meat you just meated all over my meat!
by Trey February 29, 2004
975 369
another name for 'hands'
"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"

"You don't have a cousin Earl.."

"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"

"Yes..."
by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003
68 19
When a girl gets off the bed after intercourse and the guy puts his index and middle finger into her vagina and thumb into the anus and pulls her back to the bed.
When i got done with tito's mom i through her back onto the bed with a new jersey meat hook.
by jeff hogg December 06, 2003
420 193