a former prostitute who now runs her own escort service by hiring hookers and pimps
I was a streewalker but ever since last year I am a madam and i make better $$$
What every YOUNG woman likes to be called!
"Excuse me Miss, Do you know what time it is?"
A way to address a male, since females tend to take offence.
A respectful greeting
You sir, are a fuckin moron
The ultimate goal of some women who enroll in college; that is, to find a suitable husband.
"She's only here to get her MRS degree."
Scottish colloquial. Means Below Average Mentality. See also ned
"Ah'm nae a bam, like!"
(n) 1. a woman who practices BDSM
in everyday life; a woman who controls her partner mentally and physically, usually in a sexual way. Vanilla
people categorize this type of lifestyle as kinky. The Dominatrix is stereotypically pictured as wearing stilleto boots, black leather outfit, and hold a whip.
2. a woman who gets paid to control a person, usually in a sexual way.
3. female counterpart of a Dom
The Dominatrix tied her slave to the bedpost and prepared to whip his ass.
Something most Men
don't treat right.
I know how to treat a lady.
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
To Wham on someone would be to verbally assault them or to make jokes at their expense
Used primarily in DC, MD, VA.
After Carl talked about my mother's chest hair and my non existent father it was obvious he was trying to wham
on my ass.
Beings not seen or touched by 98% of the men who have posted on this subject thus far.
Highly attracted to males of the species who are reasonable to look at, have jobs, are relatively kind, sometimes take out trash, and treat them like equals (not superiors, not inferiors -- equals.) Happily give blowjob
s in return.
Prefer large dick
s. Secretly laugh at guys who convince themselves that size doesn't matter.
Are paid seventy five cents for every dollar a man makes in the exact same job, same demographic, and same education level.
To those men who cannot procure them (because said men are too mean, stupid, sexist, ugly, and unaccomplished) they cause intense feelings of failure, hatred, prejudice, violence, and need to post on boards stereotyping all women with one narrow, negative definition. Said men then jack off alone.
When said beings reject such specimens of men or express an intelligent opinion, they are bitches
When they don't put out, they are also bitches
. When they do, they are sluts
Dick: "Women are illogical, make no sense, are emotionless blobs, nag constantly, are always man-hating. They should just shut up, clean house, kneel, know their place, and blow me."
Women: "Ha ha, you're just mad because you can't get any pussy and you've got a tiny pecker."
John: "Dick, you're a sexist asshole *punches Dick.* I respect smart, strong women. I love my mama. I like to eat pussy. I've got a job; I don't make a lot, but I work hard and I'm ambitious. I've seen a treadmill before."
Women: "John, we all love you. Can we please suck your giant cock? Would you like to have an orgy
with us? Please, oh please?"
John: "Yes, ladies, I would appreciate that. May I hold the door open for you?"