The epic story about the dysfuctional Skywalker family.
The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
(v) an emotional refusal to accept the revelation of an inconvenient or uncomfortable truth, such as realizing one of your fundamental beliefs or arguments is incorrect, or discovering that the Dark Lord of the Sith is your father.
Luke...I am your father.
No...NO...that's not true!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!
Now you're just skywalkering.
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
1. jovial or happy, good-spirited
2. a homosexual male or female
3. often used to describe something stupid or unfortunate. originating from homophobia. quite preferable among many teenage males in order to buff up their "masculinity"
1. "We'll have a gay old time."
2. "You DO know he's gay. Notice his homoerotic pornography collection."
3. "Man, these seats are gay. I can't even see what's going on!"
the thing that france is very bad at
France tried to fight a war...they lost.
Super-Badass kid. Usually does incredibly stupid things. All around leader. Extremely attractive and cool.
Fly as a motha-fucka.
Kid: Wow, he's such a Lucas.
Other Kid: I know right?
The most famous Dark Lord of the Sith Formally Anakin Skywalker before the long awaited lava duel.
I'm going to change the topic to a different character since we all want to talk about Star Wars and pretend we don't. We all know that he thought he was great and Obi Wan punked him out. Anyway who is a bigger CB towards Princess Leia Lando Callarrisian or Han Solo.
The main hero in the original Star Wars. He lived on Tatooine until the day his uncle and aunt were killed by the Empire. He joined Ben Kenobi, Han Solo, Chewbacca, and the 2 droids C-3PO and R2-D2 on a quest against the empire and to become a jedi knight like his father was.
After rescuing Princess Leia and destroying Death Star, Luke makes his way to Yoda's home and learns the skills of the Jedi. However, he gets tricked into rescuing his friends and is lured by Darth Vader to join the dark side. In the lightsaber battle that followed, Luke loses an arm and learns that Darth Vader is his father.
Afterwards, he finishes up his lesson with Yoda also learns that Leia is his sister. He is then told to confront Vader one last time and in the battle that follows, Vader loses his arm and is relieved of his mask. Vader later dies and Luke returns back home.
Luke Skywalkers is a great jedi knight.