Blowing your boss to earn a promotion
how did you get a raise?" "Me and my boss worked out a deal" "Blowmotion?" "yep
DECLARATION OF “LIVING THE DREAM”
WE the sovereign members of “the dream” due establish this declaration of our political, moral, theoretical, intellectual, ideological, philosophical, physical state of mind. The dream is the everlasting pursuance of a unique goal that is sacred to the man that holds it. We establish this group in an effort to circumvent “the game”. For, “the game” is for children and we are men who don’t play games, we live “the dream”. We will form a union of members bound by a federation of rules. This union shall be held sacred above all other matters. We will come together to bring forth bountiful drunken debauchery and sexual promiscuity.
The dream will drive every action of its members and will be the everlasting mantra and battle call by which we live our lives. Every member shall join together to help their fellow brother in the pursuance of “the dream”. In the world we affectionately call “the dream” we use words such as “Wingman” the “Dirty Sanchez”, the “Donkey Punch”, the “Pink Dragon”, the “Snatch Burger”, “The Shocker” and your favorite and mine, the “Blue Dolphin”. In the world of “the dream” we strictly forbid cock blocking, even by Jesus himself. Everyman shall respect “the dream” of his fellow brother and shall actively assist his brother in his chosen dream. In this world every man is your “wingman”. In fact taking the “fat chick” is considered an honor and every member that does so shall be credited with an assist.
In the wor...
Short for welcome back.
Person 1: Okay, I'm back.
Person 2: Weba :D
Person 1: Thanks. C:
When two chicks both have their pussies over-flowed with Caesar dressing while scissoring one another.
Candy: Lisa, did you eat out Evelyn last night?
Lisa: No, we just Caesar Squeezed.
Candy: Shit, I gotta try that; everyone is doing that now!
The future of the NFL. This underrated beastly linebacker was drafted in the second round out of Michigan, and has been one of the greatest draft picks in New York Jets history. In his rookie season, he took over the place of pro bowler Jonathan Vilma and led the Jets in tackles. Lawrence Taylor and Dick Butkus look up to David Harris.
Jake: Who is leading the Jets in tackles this season?
Jeff: Obviously David Harris.
The Ford Motor Company is currently the second largest carmaker on Earth. "FoMoCo" (one of its nicknames) includes the Ford, Mercury, Lincoln, Volvo, Jaguar, Land Rover and Aston Martin brands, which cover massive parts of the car market in the US and abroad. It is widely believed that Ford's American brands, namely Ford, Mercury and Lincoln, are suffering due to the added responsibilities of the new additions to the Ford family, as well as controversies harming important models, like the older version of the Ford Explorer SUV and Ford Focus compact. Ford is criticized especially for its handling of the historical and ailing Lincoln brand, which is no longer a top-tier luxury brand while its rival Cadillac is supported more heavily by General Motors, along with the increasingly irrelevant Mercury brand, which sells the most obvious twins of Ford models besides Lincoln.
Ford completed the expulsion of the Lincoln brand from its Premier Automotive Group.
A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.
As seen in the image above.
Use your right hand, fucktard
, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.
Short for LIVE the Dream. An expression that one must thoroughly live out. Living the Dream is not common, and is most commonly expressed by college students on vacations. Not everyone can LTD.
mexico, baker hall, pool bars.
Q: What didyou do this weekend?
A: Went to In N Out..LTD!
the act of taking a nutty log on one's glasses with intent to scratch lenses due dump's nutiness
i owe my girl new glasses because the nutty professor fucked her lenses up