Thesaurus for longcat

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for longcat

you have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. this is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. there is nothing new here. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring topic youve seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. we are the reason for "not safe for work". we are the anonymous army. cross us and you will fail. anonymous is everywhere. you depend on us every day. we bag your groceries, we fix your computers. anonymous sees you before you see him. sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best.

we are 4channers. the people devoid of any type of soul or conscience. products of cynicism and apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the internet. he does not forgive or forget. we have seen things that defy explantions. heard stories that would make any god-fearing, law abiding citzen empty their stomach where they stand. we have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.

4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. here you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely if ever shown. this is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. it is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. this is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world. rich in history and foundation. to become a 4chan user is to speak a different language. to leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.

there are things here that you will not understand and things you never will understand. if you cannot accept this then GTFO now. because there is no turning back.
this is 4chan
this is /b/
by Anonymousdoesnotforgive June 01, 2006
/b/
/b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
/b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
/b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
/b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
/b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
/b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
/b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
/b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor
/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
/b/ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
/b/ is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation.
/b/ is wonderful.
by AnonymousIsWatching August 11, 2006
The evil half of legendary longcat, and his arch nemesis
Longcat and tacgnol destroyed the city in the midst of their battle.
by Anonymous /b/tard March 03, 2007
The definitive pet.
Cleans self. Knows how to catch it's food.
Probably gave humans the idea for a "vaccum." Is intelligent and curious.
Likes to lay around alot, sort of like a couch potato. That's cool though.

They are usually quiet and know where to use the bathroom, unlike dogs.
Cats rule, dogs drool. Remember that.
by SuperSonicX November 15, 2004
A lot of effort or not worth the effort. To do a long task would be a trek
'But my house is long'
'Yeah and getting there is a bit of a trek'
by Joe July 02, 2004
Not a cat.

Gotta love Blackadder.
"Definition of a dog: Not a cat" = Baldrick, Blackadder III (British comedy)
by Nuclear Spoon September 22, 2005
(1) Anon. : Abbreviation of the word anonymous.
(2) anon : Archaic english word meaning 'soon, presently'.
(3) anon : Archaic english word meaning 'later, after a while,' contradicting (2).
(4) Anon : A registered member of The Sect of Homokaasu and participator in The Kill Everyone Project (TKEP).
(1) "As their number dwindled down from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry." -- Anon.

(2) "Come, anon!"

(3) See (2)

(4) "Anon's click is the biggest, much bigger than jaraxle's."
by Anon January 11, 2004
The epic battle between longcat and tacgnol. It will happen on caturday, after ceilingcat warns Anonymous that catnarok is near. Because both parties are equally matched, the outcome will be that of epic win. The result will be that of delicious cake and joy.
Prima: Did you hear? Catnarok is nigh!
Segunda: Yes, now the world will be rid of epic fail and crappy, forced memes!
by LisAnonymous May 29, 2008
A meme created by 4chan, NOT MYSPACE, that many forums and discussion boards have adopted.
Caturday is a fun day because cats with text below them make me laugh.
by SweetMetalForever October 24, 2006
When your cat is randomly walking all over your keyboard and finds keyboard shortcuts you never even knew existed.
The cat deleted some files on my desktop today just sitting on the keyboard! What a shortcat!
by Ithomash January 16, 2013

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