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Thesaurus for lemend

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for lemend

A person in the begining stages of something. See new boy for the orgin of the word.
The newbies have just begun their training.
by NSH1212 March 07, 2008
32 5
Someone who takes pride in the little things in life that they think is amazing but really is something small
Check out the bad man moving the mouse!

I moved my chair check out the bad man!

Check out the bad man walking along the road!
by Effing and Jeffing March 07, 2008
11 4
Since Ozzy sold out, Ian "Lemmy" Kilmister has taken the crown of the coolest rocker in the world.
"Lemmy wants to eat the warts on his face"


I don't share your greed, the only card I need is the ace of spades, the ace of spades- Motörhead
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
265 25
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket.
by SWC February 04, 2005
10435 5732
Right before your about to cum while your chick is giving you oral...pull your cock out and stick your hand out in front of it. Cum onto your hand then slap her in the face.
Christy ended up in the hospital because Tyler gave her the hardest alaskan bitch slap she's ever had.
by H T H August 23, 2007
90 31
So the Urbandictionary definition made you curious too?
No luck I'm afraid my friend.
by FollowTheReaper March 25, 2005
19610 1950
n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001.
Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"

Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."
by aseay_99 August 03, 2004
5041 2586
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
by Von Hayes March 09, 2005
17803 7948
Everything is backwards in Cincinatti... This sexual gesture involves the male subject to be "titty fucking" the female subject backwards. The female's view now reveals the male's rear end and right below it, his scrotum in the shape of a bow-tie, right where a bow-tie would normally rest.
"Gee miss, I sure would like to give you a Cincinatti Bowtie."
by Hrag June 02, 2006
3569 699
An anime/manga or (anime/manga) based fan-work that depicts sexual acts.

Often shortened to simply "Lemon", the term is actually derived from a hentai anime in 1984, "Cream Lemon", which told a story about a girl called Ami and her relationships.

Since then "Lemon" has been used to refer to all sexually-oriented fanworks, in particular fan-fiction.
"That site has a few lemon fics"
by ChibiTaryn July 31, 2003
1911 618