a matress on a stand or on the floor (lol) that has a blanket and pillows on it and u got to sleep on it coz sleep is so good
im gonna go hit the sac... then im gonna go to bed ;)
A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.
Kevin and Michelle spooned all night!
A unicorn from EXOplanet which can heal all diseases if he shows his abs.
Person 1 : Did you watched the new EXO teaser?
Person 2 : Yeah.Lay was pretty hot.
A movement founded by myself, promoting conservation of energy, in an effort to postpone entropy. Followers are looked upon not as leeches to society, but activists, bailing out the universe from imminent doom with a cry of reason, often drowned out by shrills of "duuurrrr" from every dronish, hard-working idiot in the world.
I'm no fuckin' Republican; I'm lazy.
Relaxing :- A gentlemen enjoying a well deserved rest resulting in him being utterly and totally relieved.
Hey Jon what you up to this evening mate ?
I fully intend on relaxing inside my bird.
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
Cuddling is simply touching and caressing without any contact whatsoever with either partner's sexual organs. Women actually prefer cuddling to sex. Smart men love cuddling because it is single best route to sexual intercourse and to the elusive FEMALE ORGASM. Such men are treasured.
My girlfriend says that cuddling means not having to worry that I'm suddenly gonna demand sex, but I find that the more often I just chill and cuddle with her, the more sex we have. WTF???
when a smile has an orgasm.
the girl told a joke and everyone starting laughing
to be high or drunk
basically under the influence
DAMN i was on, no wonder i slept with the bitch!