Sudden change in orientation from vertical to horizontal, due to contact with a body or substance of great influence. Often immediately followed by dizzyness
and or loss of conciousness
I got so kronwalled at the party last night.
Martin Havlat sure did get Kronwalled in the Western Conference finals.
1.A city that a bunch of people talk and complain about but without ever stepping inside the city limits or even coming within 50 miles of its border.
2.Contrary to popular belief, there are nice parts, but perpetuating stereotypes is better than talking about the good that resides there, huh?
3.Where everyone who's from Michigan says they're from when somebody asks them where they live.
4.Best water in the world.
1. Hey, I haven't been to Detroit, let along Michigan, but I heard something on the radio about the crime, so that makes me the official expert, tee-hee.
2.Rosedale Park, University District, etc...all great living areas.
3.Random Person 1: Where are you from?
Random Person 1: Where?
4.Have you ever had Detroit water?
The best and most entertaining sport out there. PERIOD.
Sadly, hockey's greatness isn't appreciated everywhere. But in Canada, we live and breathe this game, this one sport is intrinsically what links a nation together, it's a part of our heritage.
We even celebrate "Hockey Day in Canada." The passion and love for this game extends to young and old alike, children in pee wee games across the country dream about living the ultimate fantasy and playing in the NHL.
Nothing brings together a city more than a winning local team, nothing brings together a country more than winning on an international level(again, and again and again, I might add).
I get goosebumps when the crowd sings along with O' Canada, I feel giddy when I hear the HNIC theme song, I leave work early or skip class when my schedule interferes with a hockey game, I wear my hockey jersies proudly after a big win, I have crazy game day rituals and I jump up when we score. I'm blissfully happy when my team wins and torn after a loss.
DON'T TELL ME IT'S JUST A GAME.
There is something seriously wrong with you if you don't passionately love hockey.
1. Premier hockey league in the world, playing host to the greatest talents to ever hit the ice. 2. Also, the NHL is in big trouble with the pending CBA.
I love the NHL, it kicks the NBA's ass.
When you eat a girl out when she is having her period.
Someone who alredey has their mind made up and preset towards a one sided view of a situation
99.9% of UD editors are bias
Hockey player for the Boston Bruins. Greatest fucking hockey player ever. Better than Wayne.
Yo, did you see that sweet ass goal by Bobby Orr?
Yeah, he's the best ever.
Verb, meaning to have very hard sex, or go to town on a woman usually in derogatory fashion with the bloke deriving most of the sexual pleasure and often wishing to inflict some element of short term pain, internal damage or other adverse physical condition on the woman e.g. hoping the woman will bleed or walk ‘bow legged’ for several days afterwards.
1. I’ll destroy you tonight, dear.
2. Did you give her one last night? Yes, I completely destroyed her.
1. To root a chick hard.
2. The Go. The Deal. The Method. The way things are done.
1. "I drilled her so hard lastnight, that today my dick hurts."
2. "What's the drill with smoking bongs in here? Should I blow the smoke out the window?"
"There's no drill really, you can blow it anywhere."
1. To have sex with; fuck
"I'd hit it!"