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Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for kip

You have been awake for 18 hours and are now viewing this useless definition of sleep. You are very tired and your brain is not functioning at its normal capacity. The bags under your eyes are starting to weigh you down. It's 1:30am and you have to get up at 6:30am for work. Another coffee wont help you now...
Turn off your computer and get some sleep you net junky!!
by devo February 04, 2004
nap
3 hours of sleep or less
Zerostar took a nap from 2pm to 5pm.
by GheTTo January 08, 2004
A form of cheating while doing pull-ups, whereby and individual struggling to do another abruptly jerks the knees upward to provide extra lift and remove the weight of said body parts from the lift equation.
A move, that in the military, will only get you extra pull-ups later for cheating so do them right and sweat it out.
SGT: " Gimmie ten more maggots, and no kipping or you'll be on KP patrol till graduation. "
by QuantumZ October 04, 2006
To take a nap, typically during the daytime hours. Usually short in length, and used to rest up before an actvity.
"I am going to take a snooze for a minute. Wake me when it's time to leave."
by Jakesie December 01, 2005
Or a "pseudo intellectual"

A pseudo intellectual is someone who pretends to be smart, but who does not put in the work or have the actual brainpower to be considered smart. Aka Kip waltner a guy who is the master pseudo intellectual
"Yes see we are only .343 degrees southwest of the lines of latitude and the winds blowing east bound, we should arrive soon"

"STFU your pulling a Kipism
by N.Hollywood December 16, 2009
One who is stoned or high
I am kipped off one hit. That suff got me kipped
by A. Gotlieb September 21, 2005
Someone who does things which are very stupid or idiotic.
A person who is just generally embarrassing to be around or associate with.
Will commonly displays traits of a mentally, socially and/or physically retarded person.
People with red hair are more likely to display acts of kippiness.
Alex: Did you hear that Luke thought the world was 2014 years old?

Mat: God he is such a kippy!
by Thunder_Cock September 04, 2014
kip
chiefly british slang:
1. kip (n): a rooming house; a room or bed in a rooming house.
2. kip (n): "bed."
3. kip (n): "nap;" "rest;" "bit of sleep."
4. kip (vi; kipped, kipping): "sleep." sometimes used with "down," equivalent to "bed down."

etymology: danish "kippe," "cheap inn."
2. after working that double shift, we were all ready for the kip.
3. "it's 6 a.m., and even big ben is trying to get his head down for a kip." -- the beautiful south, "from under the covers."
4. you take the bed, i'll kip down on the sofa.
by emanon January 10, 2004
Mudkips were coolly brought to the 4chan table of love when this story with Copypasta-ed onto the site.

Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?
I hath heardth that thou liketh kips of the mud.
Mudkips. I heard you like them.
by James Frost January 11, 2007
Getting run over by an automobile and having a large treadmark left across your body.
Damn that asshole in the Humvee fucking tired me!
by humpstick November 14, 2003