Thesaurus for jokey

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for jokey

When someone else gets hurt.
Dude, John just smacked his head on the car door! It was as funny as the time Lisa got bitten by her pet goat!
by Karet Stik August 04, 2007
A Jockey is a zombie in Left 4 Dead 2 that looks like Gollum on steroids with big ass-hands. He jumps on you and steers you unceremoniously into a WHOLE FUCKING HORDE of Zombies! Pain in my ass.
the Jockey jumped on Coach and tried to get him killed by a bunch of Zombies but Coach said , "No fucking way" and blew its head off the end.
by bambimustdie March 29, 2010
Someone who has to look up "stupid" in the dictionary because they don't know what it means.
You are stupid.
by Janis June 25, 2004
The best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase "cool" is very relaxed, never goes out of style, and people will never laugh at you for using it, very conveniant for people like me who don't care about what's "in."
Homestar is cool.
The Red Sox are cool.
Twinkies are cool.
by Cool guy May 07, 2003
Tom Cruise

Example: his appearance on the Oprah Winfrey show
Did you see that crazy bastard jumpin around on Oprah? Some peoples kids eh.
by Lud McDud March 06, 2006
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
I donkey punched Meredith last night, and It was awesome
by Mh February 17, 2005
1. The man's erect penis rapidly thrusting back and forth in the woman's vagina (or an anus).
2. The woman's vagina (or an anus)rubbing up and down on the man's erect penis.
3. The action of the penis penetrating an object or a person.
4. An insertion of the vagina that is pleasing to the woman.

by Anonymous June 03, 2003
Spongebob's Definition:
F- is for friends who do stuff together!

U- is for you and me!

N- is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!

Plankton's Definition:

F- is for FIRE that burns down the whole town!

U- is for URANIUM... bombs!

N- is for NO SURVIVAL WHEN YOU...

Spongebob and Plankton together:

F- is for Frolic through all the flowers

U- is for ukelele

N- is for nose pickin(not what u think), sharin gum, and sand lickin (what...) here with my best buddy!

hahahahhaa... yeah they go off laughing for a while then Mr.Krabs says, " Arrrg... Mutiny "
Yep... those are the actual words. Sad. I'm glad i'm not OBSESSED with spongebob anymore ^_^.
by Cherushi November 09, 2003
to feel extremely excited as if you just saw a rock star, crush, celebrity, that made u seem speachless or incompetent of acting normal.
the second that johnny depp walked into the store all the women became giddy like a little school girl
by k_u May 07, 2007
A zany, dog-type character from Disney cartoons. He lives in the same realm as Mickey Mouse.
Pluto and Goofy were both dogs, but while Goofy lived like a human (owned a house, raised a family), Pluto was merely a regular pet, incapable of speaking. And he was owned my a mouse, no less!
by Diggity Monkeez March 11, 2005

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