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Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for jizzwich

a cum sandwich
or a sandwich filled with cum

usually the ones with the wierd coloured 'mayonnaise'

a) mmm man this sandwich is good, what filler did you use?
b) thats actually a cumwich mate
a) EURGH! thats the last time you do this to me!
*a pukes on b*
by James =] August 23, 2007
The secret ingredient of a Big Mac.
Wow, you can really taste the jizz!
by chainsoar June 05, 2007
cum
1. n. Semen
2. v. To orgasm

Usage Note: the word is spelled with a 'u' to differentiate it from 'come,' which has a... cleaner definition.
I just got some spam inviting me to "cum here." Is there a double meaning here???
by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001
1. The universally recognized "F word"
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To procreate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy
8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent
1. I do not accept the "F word" as your name
2. What in the fuck?
3. You stupid fuck!
4. I sugest we go fuck in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!
5. This fucking guy was so fucking weird. He asked me if I was fucking insane.
6. Aw, FUCK!!
7. Holy fuck! You guys rock!
8. Just fucking jump before I fucking kick you in the balls!
by Cheese-man April 05, 2003
a very unpleasant surprise inside of a food item,
a sandwich that looks like it may be good but you find it to be filled with shit.
Damn, i got thought this was a hoagie but its a fucking turkey jizzwich
by jakebob March 14, 2007
Term coined by Mez Murray in 2003 in the shooting script for CRIMES CHAPEL. Title of Heavy Metal Band BRIMSTOKE'S song from the late 80's.
CALLING DOWN. CALLING DOWN THE JIZZ WITCH
by Mez Murray May 17, 2013
a food commonly used by men to oppress women
typical male: get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
by ih8stalkers July 08, 2011
It is used in place of "sandwich," for the intellectually lazy, during speech.
Person 1: I am eating a PB&J sanwich

Person 2: You mean "sandwich"

Person 1: No I don't enunciate my words

Person 2: Ok, that makes sense and also explains why you are eating a "PB & J" in the first place.
by I pronounce my words properly October 13, 2010