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Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for jesus juice

cum
1. n. Semen
2. v. To orgasm

Usage Note: the word is spelled with a 'u' to differentiate it from 'come,' which has a... cleaner definition.
I just got some spam inviting me to "cum here." Is there a double meaning here???
by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001
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white squiggly liquid which causes your life to be ruined when reaches womans egg
Paternity test shows that your sperm pregnated that white ass bitch.
by Mike Cunt April 10, 2003
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Respect and credability on the street.

AKA. Sauce
I can't be seen with them - they don't have juice.

by Ismality February 05, 2003
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Something that wives keep count of when you are at a party.
For example, after a couple of hours laughing and joking with the men, your wife will sidle up to you and say in a very accusing tone of voice "That's your fourth drink, you know".
That's your fourth drink, you know.
by soreofhing July 06, 2009
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Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).
Jesus:be nice to others.
by Jonjo January 15, 2005
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The secret ingredient of a Big Mac.
Wow, you can really taste the jizz!
by chainsoar June 05, 2007
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sex
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
by TJ (CC) December 03, 2005
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"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."
by Big Andy December 07, 2004
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(VERB): To Wop-out; to present one's penis as a challenge to a male aggressor. A non-violent way of solving conflicts based on genital superiority.

see also; Pop-out; the female equivalent of the wop-out, a lady presents her breasts to a female agressor, quality is assesed by size alone.
"there was this guy giving me shit at a bar the other night, so i just thought fuck it, lets wop-out, and he left"
by The_Viking_and_the_Whore March 15, 2009
7 2
something that has room for interpretation.
gender identity
sexual orientation
anything that does not meet apparent societal norms

One's sexual orientation and gender identity can be seen as fluid or as having fluidity.
by LGBTQQIA activist December 11, 2008
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