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Thesaurus for jag off

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for jag off

Your current boss.
"I work for SUCH an ASSHOLE."
by Anonymous December 05, 2002
Jag
an irritating individual with no sense of a social filter and no realization of the implication of his actions; socially inept.
"Did you hear the ludicrous things that guy was saying? What a jag!"
by teekay January 11, 2004
a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
you're such a douche... i wish i knew your existence was this pathetic when i started hanging out with u.
by seraphina October 05, 2003
Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche.
Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!
Sam: God, what a douchebag.
by NoMerci366 February 19, 2005
anyone who defines their own name on urban dictionary
what the shit? that kid is a fucking idiot.
by ed\'s neighbor (and friend) October 11, 2003
stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.
Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.
by Marty October 19, 2003
A rude assholelike person. originated in pittsburgh
"Yinz were acting like jagoffs the other night, all drunk on Ahrns n'at"
by Beer_jedi October 28, 2003
The art of settling a dispute by racing you friends to see who can cum first.
A: I got grounded last night for coming home late.
B: Why? You were just hanging out with us.
A: Yea, but she knew we were jag racing
by Queb3741 August 02, 2009
The kind of guy most girls ACTUALLY want when they say they want a Nice Guy.

Jerks are selfish, manipulative bastards who see women as little more then sexual conquests to brag about to their buddies or mere objects that are there for their personal pleasure. As to ensure the post-sex breakup will be in their favor, Jerks often play the "sensative guy" early on so the girl will make most of the moves on HIM, and after he's done with her and dumps her for some other girl just like her, he can make it look like she's at fault for coming on too strong, and consequently she'll take him back if he chooses to return for seconds.

Typically are/were Frat Boys, Jocks, and Preps in school.
"Yeah, Billy's a real Jerk the way he used Tricia like that. Can't believe she bought his crap though."
by ShadowD May 16, 2005