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Thesaurus for infection

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for infection

The best friend a penis will ever have.
Jack inserted his penis into Jill's vagina and both had fun for hours.
by urban pervert June 12, 2003
A fungus that bakers use to make their bread rise.

A fungus that infects womens' vaginas, causing them to produce a cottage cheese-like substance.
The bakery was unable to produce enough bread because of a shortage of baker's yeast.

I ain't gonna fuck my girl coz she's got a yeast infection.
by shdaf09ewrwe February 17, 2003
std
STD - stands for Sexualy Transmited Disease. The most commonly known is HIV/AIDS. To say the least you don't want an STD.
Dude I fucked her good and I'm gonna have this damn STD for the rest of my life. Don't fuck her.
by LBChris05 February 23, 2003
an annoying person; someone who wont leave you alone; a "stalker-like" friend.
She was a total disease... she even followed me into the bathroom!
by wise_one__aka_sara May 11, 2005
sex
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
by TJ (CC) December 03, 2005
The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
by urban pervert April 08, 2003
The box a dick comes in
by Anonymous December 06, 2002
i) Computer programs that screw up other people's machines, deliberately.

ii) What anti-virus authors allegedly spend their time writing so we all have to buy their anti-virus programs to remove the viruses that they allegedly wrote in the first place, thus making them rich, and us poorer.

3. A test designed to measure the stupidity of the average internet user by seeing how many of them open up infected attachments in emails, despite thousands of warnings not to be so dumb.
Hmm let me open this not at all suspicious naked girls screensaver attachment.... larks! My hard disk is suddenly reformatting itself. This is the work of a dastardly virus!
by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003
A very dangerous disease that currently can't be cured. It will destroy your immune system until even a cold can kill you.

Contrary to what most of these homophobic twelve-year-olds added as the definition, AIDS can be aquired through any form of sex with a carrier. In fact, you don't even have to have sex. Just sharing blood or drinking breastmilk (This applies to everyone, not just babies) can give you AIDS.
Homophobic Middle Schoolers should learn a little bit more about AIDS before they add some retarded definition to Urban Dictionary.
by Black Angel May 15, 2004
Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language.
My ex-girlfriend is a fucking cunt.
by Captain Fantastic February 15, 2003