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Thesaurus for hypocrit

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for hypocrit

(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.

(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.

(3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.
The only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only *their* hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.
by Siddownshaddap April 19, 2004
1- a person who doesn't tell you the truth
2- a backstabbing friend
see gaberila
by jajajajaded October 11, 2003
To do one action/ say something/ practise a way of life then be offended/insulted/ protest when others do the same (to you).
When Courtney takes joy in pouring water on the object of her affection/ boredom's top to make her unwittingly enter into a wet T shirt contest but protests when that same person does/ attempts to do the same to her. That makes her hypocritical.
by Ce Soir, Cet Orange, Ce Lieu July 18, 2008
(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.

(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.

(3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.
The only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only *their* hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.
by Siddownshaddap April 19, 2004
A person with antisocial personality disorder. Probably the most widely recognized personality disorder. A sociopath is often well liked because of their charm and high charisma, but they do not usually care about other people. They think mainly of themselves and often blame others for the things that they do. They have a complete disregard for rules and lie constantly. They seldom feel guilt or learn from punishments. Though some sociopaths have become murders, most reveal their sociopathy through less deadly and sensational means.
Charles Manson
Ted Bundy

Both are sociopaths
by Paul Simon Stranded In A Limousine December 20, 2005
A person who believes thier gender is superior and says unair things about the other gender, or assumes that only one gender has a certain trait. Both woman and men can be sexist.
Kung-Fu Jesus seems to be a sexist. He has written definitions that sound rather sexist if you ask me.
by Light Joker July 05, 2004
When you have a huge amount of interest invessted in yourself, or when you don't think about the wants and needs of others.
David Vaughan is the most selfish person I have ever known. He is a total crap monkey
by The Mysterious October 21, 2003
magikarp is one of the most worthless pokemon. it's only purpose is to evolve into gyrados.
by dimbarion September 04, 2009
A severe condition, usually prominent in Republicans and most of American culture, leading one to:
- innacurately use bible quotings for the justification of killing homosexuals
- restrict the rights of millions
- hide in their rooms crying if they looked at the nude body of one of the same gender and did not vomit
- insessantly call things "Gay"
My mom won't let me go out for the big ethnicity-bashing because of my cerfew! That is so GAY!
by =^..^= February 20, 2005
1) one who has become so ultimately consumed by their ego, that their entire view of the world and everyone in it is twisted. They usually perceive themselves as 'God's Gift to Women (mayhaps Men ...)' or are just plain sick as well as cocky.

2) A person whose ego exceeds both his intelligence and his capacity to see beyond his own personal interests.

3) A self-absorbed waste of oxygen who expects us to grovel at their feet like the unwashed masses they see us as

4) Someone who talks just to hear themselves (because no-one else will listen)

5) being egoist, is loving, respecting and admiring yourself more than any other being in the World. when you simply think, you're the best.
in better words: your egoist when you start feeling sorry for someone because you don't love him/her:)

One who is extremely egotistical
by Jen Shultz August 05, 2007