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Small convenient stop off point generally found just off highway exits. Sometimes stayed at after a long drive or after picking up that STD infested hottie on the street corner for a quickie.

The wallpaper consists of dull colours and patterns of those used in the 1970’s. The bed is one grade up from the comfort of one found in a prison cell and still has a short trail of sperm hanging from the lower corner from the previous occupants’ adventures from the night before. Bathrooms occasionally have locks on the door and are just big enough so that when you open the door, there is about 1cm between IT and the bath tub. Toilet paper is single-ply and comes off in small individual squares and shower curtains are brown, sticky, moldy, and never long enough to reach from one wall to the other leaving a puddle of water for when you get out. Finding the right combination of hot and cold to get a decent temperature is near impossible. Turn the tap a fraction too far and the chlorine water is hot enough to sear the eyeballs from your skull. If you didn’t bring any shower gel with you, don’t worry. Some is provided for you in convenient little sachets. These things are great and leave your body feeling sticky and dirtier than it did before.
What was that sticky stuff hanging from the bed in the motel?
by Skatched April 19, 2006
Small convenient stop off point generally found just off highway exits. Sometimes stayed at after a long drive or after picking up that STD infested hottie on the street corner for a quickie.

The wallpaper consists of dull colours and patterns of those used in the 1970’s. The bed is one grade up from the comfort of one found in a prison cell and still has a short trail of sperm hanging from the lower corner from the previous occupants’ adventures from the night before. Bathrooms occasionally have locks on the door and are just big enough so that when you open the door, there is about 1cm between IT and the bath tub. Toilet paper is single-ply and comes off in small individual squares and shower curtains are brown, sticky, moldy, and never long enough to reach from one wall to the other leaving a puddle of water for when you get out. Finding the right combination of hot and cold to get a decent temperature is near impossible. Turn the tap a fraction too far and the chlorine water is hot enough to sear the eyeballs from your skull. If you didn’t bring any shower gel with you, don’t worry. Some is provided for you in convenient little sachets. These things are great and leave your body feeling sticky and dirtier than it did before.
What was that sticky stuff hanging from the bed in the motel?
by Skatched April 19, 2006
A place you never want to work.
The woman bitched at the hotel clerk for nothing.
by Anonymous October 10, 2003
A place you never want to work.
The woman bitched at the hotel clerk for nothing.
by Anonymous October 10, 2003
sex
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
by TJ (CC) December 03, 2005
sex
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
by TJ (CC) December 03, 2005
A pixel art game where many prepubecent children hang out to find a new eGirlfriend/eBoyfriend.

Habbo is raided by nigras who close the pool becuase it has AIDS. AIDS was added to the swear filter as the many people who raided it said it, many, many times.
1)Habbo's pool is closed due to AIDS
2)Where's our afro duck nigra?!
by Elite-chan July 27, 2006
A pixel art game where many prepubecent children hang out to find a new eGirlfriend/eBoyfriend.

Habbo is raided by nigras who close the pool becuase it has AIDS. AIDS was added to the swear filter as the many people who raided it said it, many, many times.
1)Habbo's pool is closed due to AIDS
2)Where's our afro duck nigra?!
by Elite-chan July 27, 2006
A Tokio Hotel fangirl boy.
The German spelling of the word "Tokyo" as in the city in Japan.
The first word in the band Tokio Hotel, a German-emo-rock band with a sexy bassist.
Look, there's another Tokio!
by DelilahxDaydream January 17, 2009
A Tokio Hotel fangirl boy.
The German spelling of the word "Tokyo" as in the city in Japan.
The first word in the band Tokio Hotel, a German-emo-rock band with a sexy bassist.
Look, there's another Tokio!
by DelilahxDaydream January 17, 2009