What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
word of the day: May 09, 2012
What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want.
Irony in the first degree.
word of the day: February 14, 2011
nature's way of tricking people into reproducing
a spiffy ceremony in which two people get married only to divorce/kill eachother a year later.
"when i say shotgun, you say wedding"
taste very good, made by bees who fly.
buzz, buzz, buzz, wheres my honey?
1. The act of bending over, pulling down one's pants and showing an innocent person one's ass
2. A person who *is* an ass
. When in situations where the word a$$ is verboten (eating dinner with older relatives, giving a speech in English class at school, or talking on radio or tv), the word "moon" is an acceptable substitute for "ass
"OMG, that hottie just mooned us! I'm so stoked"
<insert name here> is acting like a spoiled little girl. He's such a moon!
the legal ending of a marriage
The reason why divorce is so expensive is because it's worth it.
A legal form of prostitution
where a female collects money, cars, and other valuable things in exchange for sex.
i gave tiffany a really expensive diamond for the aniversary of our one year relationship last night.
yeah but did you get laid?
you know it!
True romance is doing something special or unexpected for someone you love, even though you don't have to. Romance isn't a greeting card, it isn't Valentine's Day, it isn't a box of chocolates, and it certainly isn't a dozen roses (unless you like that sort of thing). Real romance is not what modern society has been taught to think it is. Real romance isn't manufactured. It is completely individual. Romance is for showing the person you love that you're thinking about them. It shouldn't feel forced. There are no limits to romance; it can be shown by a handwritten note, by going for a walk, or even by making someone a sandwich. Romance is something simple and sweet that reminds your partner why they fell in love with you in the first place.
"John, just sitting out here with you watching the sky is all the romance I need."
- Off work
- Not to be disturbed by anyone from work
- Not bothered with work
- To be left alone
Don't call me on vacation, you shiznid