Thesaurus for half-your-age-plus-seven

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for half-your-age-plus-seven

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.
by cougargeiger February 18, 2005
"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.
by J.R. J. December 29, 2003
cougarlicious is the adjective form of the term "cougar"--- a cougar is an older woman (mid-to-late thirties and onward) who is unattached and seeks young males for sex and companionship. the traditional cougar is attractive and well-off, and she is confident about her needs, desires and boundries. someone is cougarlicious if they embody or somehow resemble these qualities.
Young man to friend: My mother's best friend is totally cougarlicious. Did you hear her say that her husband's away on business next week? I know she meant for me to overhear that!
by unluckypirate August 12, 2007
The male version of a cougar; an older man who preys on younger women.
"Mr. Smith is such a manther, did you see his new girlfriend? She's got to be less than a quarter of his age. Awesome."

"That Smith geezer was hitting on my granddaughter at the banquet. What a hideous manther."
by helloalice July 27, 2009
A female who likes older men.
OMG, Julia's boyfriend is 17 years older than her, she's such a PANTHER!
by elm_tree August 16, 2009
An attractive woman in her late 20s or early 30s. She is a pre-cougar/urban cougar.
I think that puma just grabbed my ass.
by anonymous January 02, 2004
age
A word used to describe to other posters on the *chan (iichan, 4chan, etc) message boards that this post deserves to be seen and bumped.
Short for "A Good Example"

Opposite of sage
age for Sakaki boobies!
by Kekvit Irae January 06, 2005
n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) face.
If J.Lo had her face torn apart by wild dogs, people would call her a butter face.
by Ryan November 11, 2002
younger men prowling for older women (cougars)
The sorority chicks were beat, so we decided to hit up a local bar & go cougar hunting
by Sketchball315 November 10, 2005
The young male object of the affections of a cougar
Barbara's cougee was too young to pass the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, but he sure was cute.
by Agnes "bob" Jedrzejewski November 01, 2005

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