For men a bathroom is a place
to piss, shit, vomit, jerk off, shower, shave and read.
For women a bathroom is a place
to wash up, prepare, shave, brush, bath, relax, clean and to chat.
For many, the bathroom is the last
stronghold of privacy.
Steve: Oh fuck, I feel
terrible, I can't tell if I'm goin to shit or vomit.
Jeff: Whatever your problems are you can resolve them in the bathroom.