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Thesaurus for furious masturbation

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for furious masturbation

fap
The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.
Did you see those Natalie Portman pics? *fap fap fap*
by Anonymous L-Value October 11, 2002
to masterbait while angry; to punish your penis
"When I am mad at it, I furiousbait."
by Matt Telephonecord February 17, 2006
A means of intensifying orgasm by depriving the body of oxygen. Is preformed my both sexes, and can be done alone while masturbatiing, or during sex. People usually bite on a citric fruit, eg lemon, lime, to bring them back to earth after they orgasm. It often accidently kills the people preveorming it.
That aussie rock guy died of autoerotic asphyxiation, y'know.
by Fingers McHunt July 09, 2003
BoA
A 17 year old Korean singer who has also learned to speak Japanese, Chinese, and English. Her name is acutally Kwon Boa. Currently has 4 Japanese albums and 6 Korean albums. She is ver popular in both Korea and Japan.
Some of her songs named: Double, Shine We Are!, Sara, Milky Way.
by anonymous May 09, 2004
The study of herping, not to be confused with derpetology, the study of derping.
Man, I wish I could major in herpetology, that'd be so chill.
by HerpDerp3 April 12, 2011
The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?

That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.

Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
by jeffro February 25, 2003
The people who made AOL
none needed.
by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003
long body limbless reptile
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looks like that :)
by anonymous September 30, 2004