word of the day: July 06, 2011
1. The universally recognized "F word"
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To procreate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy
8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent
1. I do not accept the "F word" as your name
2. What in the fuck?
3. You stupid fuck!
4. I sugest we go fuck in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!
5. This fucking guy was so fucking weird. He asked me if I was fucking insane.
6. Aw, FUCK!!
7. Holy fuck! You guys rock!
8. Just fucking jump before I fucking kick you in the balls!
1. The man's erect penis rapidly thrusting back and forth in the woman's vagina (or an anus).
2. The woman's vagina (or an anus)rubbing up and down on the man's erect penis.
3. The action of the penis penetrating an object or a person.
4. An insertion of the vagina that is pleasing to the woman.
Funny / Useful / Cool points on the awesome social review site that is otherwise known as Yelp.
verb: to FUC someone is to inundate their profile with a ton of approved funny / useful / cool's.
"Your reviews of late have rocked my world, so I just gave you a good FUCing."
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
What this country is for the next 4 years.
With George W. Bush as President, the United States is fucked.
one who is rude, obnoxious, or mean....synonomous with Asshole, Dickhead,ect.
90% of the human race is a bunch of fuckers.
1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities
2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.
The Shit List:
The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
The Clean Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.
The Wet Shit
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
The Second Wave Shit
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit
Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
The Corn Shit
No explanation necessary.
The Lincoln Log Shit
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
The Nororius Drinker Shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is ...
(1) Word used to describe the act of whining excessively.
(2) Person who rides specifically in the middle of a front-seatting only car meant for 2 passengers or less.
(3) Modern-day servant; A person who performs tasks for another, usually degrading in status.
(4) Term used to exclaim hardship.
(1) "Stop bitching Todd!"
(2) "Can I ride bitch?"
(3) "Bring my friend and I some vodka bitch"
(4) *Peron tells story to other cellmate, depicting how they came to be there, cellmate says* "Ain't that a Bitch!"
fckmew = fuck Mew
mewfcker = Mew fucker
fckinmew = fucking Mew
A variation of the word "Fuck", favoured primarily by male First Nations people living in large urban centres in central and western Canada. Often, the word is paired with a limp 'raising of both arms' in a helpless manner, so as to further demonstrate the mild frustration of the speaker.
*The parking spot Jim has found in which he wants to parallel park his pickup truck is too small. After exiting the vehicle and examining the situation* "Fook"
*Eric gets demoted in CoD* "Fook"
*Marty fails his AP Chemistry test* "Fook"