The only thing that makes tv worth while watching
Teen Titens and anything hanna-barbera is a prime example.
A nickname for a person from Flint, Michigan and also a nickname for a Michigan State Spartans basketball team. Flint is a town that is going nowhere but downhill since the departure of the Buick City plant. Flintstones are normally piece of shit gangsters that will do anything for drugs. Some famous flintsones include Morris Peterson, Charlie Bell, and Mateen Cleaves.
Eric: Yo, I was thinking of stopping by Flint on my way to Detroit.
Doug: Be my guest if you want to get capped by a Flintstone.
any form of transportation that does not requre much human effort.
i know! we can take an automobile to the party.
If you have (or know) kids, you know what I mean.
You hear them in the store whining and pleading to their parents to purchase the latest stuffed Barney toy.
If asked, a child might say he/she loves Barney more than his/her parents.
Why? Because Barney never gets mad, nothing bad ever happens to Barney, yet Dad just got passed over for a promotion and Mom just lost her job.
Barney sugar-coats and presents a false view of reality.
Singing a happy song and forgetting the problem is Barney's way of dealing with difficult situations.
Children will not be able to handle them on their own.
The lasting effects of the show might last well into the teenage years.
When they realize that life isn't really what Barney told them it was like,
who knows what will happen?
Barney also becomes a member of the family often times replacing a parent.
On the show, the kids all do what Barney tells them to in perfect conformity without a hint of individual personality.
There is also no clear distinction between reality and what's supposed to be in the kid's imagination.
Only in the theme song is it mentioned that Barney is an imaginary character.
Most of the show has an appearance of being real.
At the "target" age, the kids won't know the difference.
In some of the scenes, it's pretty obvious because something will appear out of thin air, or Barney will do a super-fast costume change.
Many of the scenes which show children interacting with Barney, and Barney solving ...
Men's best companion. Often referred as "My wife".
"Dude! Where's my car?"
The act of crushing up flintstones chewables and snorting them like a drug. Many have died due to this new fad which was originated in Japan.
Tommy was getting flintstoned off his little sister's flinstone vitamins.
Some obnoxious kid on YouTube
who tries to be funny by speeding up his voice and making it high pitched. All he does is talk about random stuff in that annoying-ass voice the whole time. And yes, I've watched it and it is awful. I honestly do not know how people think this garbage is funny.
Person1: Hey, do you wanna go on YouTube. I think there's a new Fred video up.
Person2: No way, Fred sucks. He isn't even funny, he's just annoying.
a person whose sexual preference is members of the same sex. Male homosexuals are usually referred to as gays, and females as lesbians. Homosexuality is not a perversion or a disease, but merely an aspect of sexuality that has been around for thousands of years.
Why are so many people homophobic? Homosexuals are great! Men should like gays since they remove twice as many men and no women from the dating pool, and lesbians, since they apparently give them something to watch; vice versa for women. Not only that, but homosexuals by default don't add to the already grossly swollen human population...
1) The Invisi-brake is an imaginary device normally used by passengers to stop a vehicle when the driver apparently seems not to be trying.
2) An imaginary invisibrake allows any passenger to avoid (or induce) a panic-stop regardless of the driver's actual intent.
3) invisi-brake, Invisibrake; device allowing any occupant other than the driver to affect stoppage of a vehicle already in motion.
As they sped toward the intersection, she wondered if he saw the red light and instinctively pressed hard on the invisibrake.
Hey, I'm not such a bad driver, get off that Invisi-brake! I have it under control.
I drive fast and loose so my wife is constantly slamming on the invisi-brake. Screaming is not allowed.