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Thesaurus for failometer

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for failometer

either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck.
1] "you actually bought that? FAIL"
2] "this movie fails."
by jack July 22, 2003
how badly one failed, in terms of a 1-10 number system
"So how badly did Bryon trip?"
"I'd say it had a failitude of 6; 8 if you include the fact that his head hit the wall."
by Hawkedizzle October 29, 2008
1. A method of measuring how badly any person, action or object failed. Ranging from 1-10 (or higher if the person failed horribly).

2. A device used to measure the caliber of a fail.
Scenario 1:
Person A: I sat on a chair and broke it.
Person B: That sucks, but it's only a 6.5 on a failometer.


Scenario 2:
Person A: The movie 300 was historically accurate!
Person B: Anyone have an industrial strength failometer? Mine exploded after reading that.
by Nona Suomy July 31, 2008
Our President.
Sadly, he had enough back-up to cover up his faults.
by Ixx April 25, 2005
A typo of "fail" that turned into something much more.

Pronounced (fay-ULL)
"Wow, you're a fail," doesn't sound like "wow, you're a fayl," Now does it?
by yourparamore January 17, 2012