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A character from the Brilliant book "Twilight" by stephenie meyer. She is adoptive sister to Edward, and deard friend of his mate, Bella Swan
Page 20: "That's Edward and Emmett Cullen, and Rosalie and Jasper Hale. The one who left was Alice Cullen; they all live together with Dr. Cullen and his wife."
by Person123456789 November 24, 2006
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A psycho who goes into girls bedrooms to watch them sleep. May or may not sparkle.
"This guy is a total Edward Cullen! Crept into my room again last night!"
by Bella :T December 29, 2008
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The main character in the Twilight saga, AKA he most annoying bitch in popular English literature. She's whiney, shallow, has a superiority complex, and is a necrophiliac.

She's also a Mary Sue that most people love anyway.
Twilight Fangirl: I wish I was Bella Swan!

Sane Person: Why? You want to be a shallow, two-faced bitch?
by JadeHeartOfFire March 21, 2009
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The hottest vampire... go get a phsical now =D
Oh Carlisle its so cold, (hint it's not his stethoscope), carlisle cullen
by ninon_19924 August 14, 2008
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a vampire in the twilight series by stephanie meyer. waaaay hotter then edward, and edward is pretty much amazing all around(;

lives with carlisle, esme, edward and alice cullen, and also with rosalie and jasper hale.

rosalie is his soul mate.
emmett cullen is definitely better then edward. sorry(:
by anothertwilightfan December 08, 2008
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Jasper Hale is a character in the Twilight book series by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire that can also feel or make others feel emotions. Jasper lives with the Cullen family, including his soul mate Alice Cullen, and his "twin" sister Rosalie Hale.

Being the newest member of the Cullen convent he has the most problem sticking to their "vegetarian", or more non-human, eating style.

Contrary to popular belief many girls would much rather fuck him then the critically acclaimed Edward Cullen who thinks he's all that in a bag of fucking potato chips.
Girl 1: Omg I'm going to have to Kill Bella for Edward.

Girl 2: Who cares about Edward? Jasper Hale is soooo much hotter and interesting! *giggle*

Girl 1: It doesn't bother you that if you cut your finger he will drink you dry?

Boy: Why the hell are you obsessing over fictional characters?

Girls: ...

*Boy was found dead 3 days later*
by Your Favorite Aries March 22, 2008
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Fictional Character from the Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer. Adoptive sister to Alice, Emmett, and Edward Cullen, "Twin" to Jasper Hale, and adoptive daughter of Esme and Carlise Cullen. They currently reside in the town of Forks, Washington. They are a family of Vegetarian Vampires meaning that they only feed off of animal blood. Rosalie is considered to be the most beautiful person in the world.
Page 20: "That's Edward and Emmett Cullen, and Jasper and Rosalie Hale. The one who left was Alice Cullen; they all live together with Dr. Cullen and his wife."
by i<3edward July 17, 2008
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A book series written by Stephenie Meyer that's captured that heart of gazillions of teenaged girls around the world. It's centered around the romance between Isabella Swan (Bella), the awkward new girl in school, and Edward Cullen, a gorgeous vampire she meets. Although the book is pretty addicting, it has to be the worse book i've ever read in terms of originality, clichés, plot, and writing.

Cliché #1:
The new girl in school who is awkward and clumsy and terrible at everything. How many times have we seen and read this?

Cliché #2:
The new girl falling in love with the hottest guy in school (Edward). No one saw that coming.

Cliché #3:
Despite the new girl's awkwardness and plain looks, the hottest guy in school falls in love with her. The epitome of originality, am I right? *sarcasm*

Cliché #4:
The new girl is hopelessly in love with the hottest guy in school to the point where you want to slap her because she'll do literally everything and anything the hottest guy in school will tell her to do just for him.

Cliché #5:
The vampire (who is the hottest guy in school), despite his love for the new girl, thirsts for her blood and struggles to control his bloodlust. Wow.

Cliché #6:
The vampire is a good vampire who doesn't want to hurt humans, so he feeds off of animals instead. *cough* Louis from Interview with the Vampire *cough*

Cliché #7:
The vampire thinks he's a monster and that the new girl should stay away from him if she values her life, but of course the new girl risks her life to be with him.

Cliché #8:
The new girl would rather die than not be with the vampire, which is the stupidest thing anyone on this Earth can ever say. Yes, I understand she's madly and hopelessly and stupidly in love with him, but you only get one life. She isn't even considerate of the family members she would leave behind who would mourn her death.

There is no plot to the story. It's just a bunch of events that happens between Bella and Edward.

The writing in the beginning is so plain, and even though it does get better, it's still not good.

There's no figuritive language and not much description. The only thing the author seems to describe is Edward's appearence. Every other freaking sentence is talking about this muscular arms or smile or face or eyes or hair. It's like she created this book to produce a bazillion teenaged fangirls who are obsessed with Edward and don't care about the rest of the story. There really is nothing original about this book. Nothing that the author has come up with on her own.

It's pretty much your cliche vampire romance novel.

Despite all this, I still love it because it's addicting, but terrible.

"OMG! Twiligh is the best book in the world! I absolutly heart Edward! He's totally mine!"

"No! He's mine! I read the book first! So he's mine first!"

"We'll split him in half and share him!"

"Wow....if you think Twilight is the best book in the world...then, seriously, no comment."
by samaRAWR December 07, 2007
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Something that does not sparkle.
Dracula is a vampire, but Edward Cullen is a fairy.
by lacunainc May 13, 2009
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Fictional character that emerges in Breaking Dawn after marrying Edward Cullen. Described after transforming from human (who is beautiful at best) to a vampire who now looks "breathtakingly gorgeous" and "like a God-damn supermodel".

Bella Swans tragic clumsiness and mouthwatering sent disappear. Her ability to control her emotions, her mind and put up a "shield" in the wake of her transformation result in the emergence of the single most gifted vampire of the saga.
Example #1
"Did you read breaking dawn? Because damn, Bella Cullen is the shit now."
by TrinityLife September 15, 2008
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