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Thesaurus for ear fuck

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for ear fuck

When one's excessive talking boils to the point of exhaustion for the recipient. For the person who receives this audible impaling, a meltdown incurs and hostile actions goes into affect.
"you've been Ear Fucking me for the past 3 hours, shut the fuck up before I knock you out"
by Krumbz March 02, 2008
43 15
ear
the thing you hear wiht
DUDE! dont shout in my ear
by Lindsay not Lohan May 10, 2005
205 97
When you pull a girls head towards your penis for a blowjob then suddenly turns her head and jabs the ear.
I was trying to get my girl to give me head, but for some strange reason she wanted me to poke her ear.....
by MicJaiy May 15, 2005
638 283
Every time you hear a person speak or sing it just makes you sick
I was listening to nickel back on the radio the other day and that whining singer earfucked me hard
by bravia nova March 19, 2010
25 8
The right ear or gay ear is the ear that most homosexuals tend to get pierced more often than the left ear, hence when somebody who is heterosexual is getting their right ear pierced he is getting the gay ear pierced. Straight men should avoid getting this ear pierced if they wish to carry onward their straightness.

Right=GAY

Left=Straight

Both=Normal
Male #1- "Yo man, i'm gonna get my right ear pierced today."
Male #2- "WHAT?! Dude, that's the gay ear!"
Male #1- "I know that."
Male #2- ...*slowly walks away*...
Male #1- NO WAIT COME BACK...... I LOVE YOU!!!!
by Vomitcake January 10, 2011
234 130
When someone talks too much and all you really hear is blah blah blah blah – well that person is an “ear fucker”.
Boyfriend/Husband/Whatever: "You know what blah blah blah blah *insert your name here* blah blah blah." Your response: "Don't be such an ear fucker!" shut up!
by The Queen! October 12, 2009
9 2
sex
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
by TJ (CC) December 03, 2005
181682 48295
1.the act of grabbing a partner's skull and putting your dick in their mouth, grabbing their skull and holding it still, therefore having sex with their skull.
2. a variation of face fuck
"As she was giving me head, she didn't go down deep enough on me, so i skull fucked her instead."
by Razr July 27, 2005
1388 713
to cease to talk.
shut the fuck up, idiot
by dre March 25, 2003
686 224
Brainsqueezing is the hobby of a runt. When runts are bored they find it necessary to torment people (especially peachy) by brainsqueezing helpless victims. The way this is done is by placing both hands on either sode of the victims head and squeezing away like there is no tomorrow. This results in pain for the victim and causes them to yell out and be sent out of biology by the late great 'Mr Newman'. The word brain squeeze originates from 2 words; brain and squeeze.
1. Hey look Raphaelues Noethesus, here comes peachy! - Lets brainsqueeze him!

2. peachy - Ow!!! Holy FUCK that brainsquueze hurt!
by Doronellius Portnoilithus June 04, 2004
2 4