A series of books that most people haven't read but don't hesitate to critcize, anyways. Often mistaken as books that are "just for kids", when the truth is they curse more than my older brother, are dark and depressing, but at the same time funny and lighthearted.
Dude: Harry Potter's gay.
Friend: Is that supposed to be an INSULT?!?!?!
1. jovial or happy, good-spirited
2. a homosexual male or female
3. often used to describe something stupid or unfortunate. originating from homophobia. quite preferable among many teenage males in order to buff up their "masculinity"
1. "We'll have a gay old time."
2. "You DO know he's gay. Notice his homoerotic pornography collection."
3. "Man, these seats are gay. I can't even see what's going on!"
A professor at Hogwarts
in the Harry Potter
books and movies. Notable because of his dubious allegiance to both the good and evil forces in the story. And also because, contrary to what the author's intentions probably were, some fans find him sexually attractive. The actor Alan Rickman being cast as Snape in the movies may have had a bearing on this.
person 1: Snape is so evil.
person 2: No way. There's clues that show he's good.
person 3: Well I bet Snape's good... in bed.
Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizadry is a fictional school from the Harry Potter books. It is a hidden school where students aged 11 to 17 learn magic and many other things.
It is assumed that Hogwarts is in Scotland, as it takes many hours to get to from Kings Cross, in London.
At the very first day of Hogwarts, the new students are placed into the 4 houses, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw. At the end of the year, the students take a test and if they pass, they continue onto their second year. At the end of the second year, the students' take more lessons, they can choose which other lessons they want, along with the core subjects that they had in years 1 and 2. In year 5, students can pick any subjects they want to continue and drop subjects they don't want to continue, into their 6th and 7th year. A prefect boy and prefect girl is also chosen from each house at 5th year. Students also take their O.W.L. tests in the 5th year. In the 7th year, a Head boy and Head girl is chosen, and students also take their N.E.W.T.'s in this year, thus completing their education at Hogwarts.
Defense against the Dark Arts
Care of Magical Creatures
History of Magic
Flying Class (1st years)
-I may have missed one or two.-
Hogwarts is hidden from muggles; by charms and it is unplottable.
1. the sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a lightning bolt onto the forehead of the beneficiary then killing their parents immediately afterward.
2. jizzing a lightning bolt on the forehead of someone, killing her parents then running away.
"Yo Ian, I just voldemorted some ho, now I gotta get to mexico", Laughed Ryan. "That's the fourth girl you voldemorted this week, don't expect a second date", retorted Ian.
"Now Voldemort that ho!" Solja Boy Tell 'Em
An Extremely hot male who has the best personality ever! Is very versatile, a good kisser, extremely attractive and lovable. Very Cuddly and popular. Cute, adorable and loving, he will always steal your heart. Very strong and loves to have a good time.
He's a hottie, but he's not as hot as Harry :)
Potter is a man that makes pots.
I bought this pot from the potter
(n.) Person, or rather, magical entity graced upon the earth to live amongst a wide population of muggles. Albuses are quite the rare creature and are arguably the nicest and friendliest people you will ever meet. To put it simply, they are "magical." They demonstrate magical prowess through amazing feats of illusion, both in the physical world and through online means. They are also enormously clever and hold an impressive array of puns available for any given moment. Emits an incredibly positive vibe and can easily restore one's faith in the greatness in humanity. Last seen spreading immense joy and displaying intellectual and magical might in Wayne Hall. *boom*
Has Jesus risen? No, Albus entered the room.
A 30+ year old virgin.
James became 30 on February 2nd, 2012 and was still a virgin. He was now a wizard, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.
character from J.K. Rowling
's Harry Potter
series. He is Harry's best friend, a brilliant chess player, loyal, friendly, awkward. He is tall and gangly with red hair and freckles and a rather large nose. He comes from a large family with five bothers and one sister - Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, George, and Ginny. His family is considered to be poor by Pure-blood Wizarding standards.
Ron is the one that Harry would miss the most (as stated during the Second Task in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) and, according to Dobby
, is Harry's Wheezy.
He is passionate and has a quick temper and a massive sweet tooth. His brilliance often goes unnoticed due to the time spent with his other best friend, Hermione Granger
- the cleverest witch of her age.
Ron Weasley is Harry's second.