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Thesaurus for douchtastic

Synonyms, antonyms, and related words for douchtastic

a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
you're such a douche... i wish i knew your existence was this pathetic when i started hanging out with u.
by seraphina October 05, 2003
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A feminine product that is placed in the vagina to cleanse after sex. Has recently been thought NOT to be good for a woman's health.
After a long night of sex Alice douched to make sure she wouldn't smell in the morning.
by D-Ray April 01, 2004
384 202
Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche.
Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!
Sam: God, what a douchebag.
by NoMerci366 February 19, 2005
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The bumps you get from seeing a hair-raising douchebag. Usually brought on by the "douche chills."
Brrr. CDC, that dude gives me the douche bumps.
by Unflappable May 08, 2006
27 11
when someone is being difficult or just plan stank. "Douche bag-ish" if you will.
Jack: "What is wrong with Bill?"

Jill: "He has been real douchy since Alice left him"

Jack: "Ah, totally understand. She did him dirty"
by ChellyE July 02, 2009
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A group of words used to verbally abuse another person
Your value doesn't even amount to the juice squeezed from an old whore's soiled Tampon. Do your keepers a huge favor: do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own asshole.
by the dasonator March 03, 2004
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There are 2 types of jealousy. The most correct definiton would be the feeling of being threatened by a rival in a romantic relationship or losing something of value to another person which happens to be yours already. This is what I consider the correct definiton.

The second is type of jealousy is more like Envy. Envy is a hatred/bitterness towards another person for having an advantage that YOU don't have. For instance, envious/jealous behavior such as a friend has a nice new car and instead of being truly happy for them you badmouth them or the car or make up something ridiculous because YOU can't afford it yourself. If someone has money and YOU don't you say they recieved it through less than stellar means. If someone is more talented than YOU you say their work isnt as good as anyone thinks or they are just lucky. This kind of 'jealousy' is destructive and displays itself as having a bad attitude towards the object of the envy and also being passive aggressive.
1. Cher was jealous when her relationship with her boyfriend was threatened.

2. Mike was jealous of her because he didn't have any nice things. He had no happiness so he didnt want her to have any either.
by Zelda333 February 12, 2008
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1. n- the feeling of wanting something someone else has.
2. n- the feeling of being angry at someone because they are better off then you or they have what you want.
synonyms: envy, covet
Many people are jealous of wealthy or famous people and pretend like they hate them.
by Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz May 09, 2005
476 188
Someone repeatedly doing something or acting in an extremly cool fashion. Relating to what the cleansing douche is sometimes made with.
Guy 1: John is crazy, he busted out a no handed cartwheel, into a round off, to a forward flip and right into a back flip.. As if it was nothing.

Guy 2: He's been doing gymnastics for a while, what do you expect? If you want to learn, ask him.

Guy 1: Speak of the devil, here comes Mr. Vinegar
by CapoNaples March 22, 2007
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someone who concentrates on otheres happiness than her own. someone that puts herself down alot but sometimes compliments herself secretly
Damn Praise! I owe you one for hooking me and your best friend up" "Oh.... No Problem..."
by Ms. Deep Thinker June 30, 2010
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